nerd comic – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Lumber Crafters 1.21.4
1.21.4, action, Anime, Asa, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, character arc, Character development, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demons, Denji, Lumber, Makima, Manga, manga analysis, manga theories, plot twist, Pochita, SHONEN, side character, storytelling, Supernatural
Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can become the ultimate side character like Asa? I know, right? It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a side character and not the main protagonist for once. Trust me, it’s a whole new level of mind-bending fun that will make you question your existence.
Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where being a side character is celebrated and embraced? It’s like a cult, but with more creepers and less sacrifices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Asa of the Minecraft world!

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SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP
bottled up emotions, concealed emotions, confidential thoughts, emotional burden, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, inner turmoil, internal struggle, personal sacrifice, private pain, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP, silent suffering, suppressed emotions, undisclosed feelings, unexpressed emotions, unsaid words, unshared feelings, unspoken truth, unvoiced emotions
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and like, a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. It was so random but also so cool, you never know what you’ll find on this server.
And get this, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDude69 and they have this secret stash of rare items that they only share with those who can solve their riddles. I heard one time someone solved a riddle and got a pet dragon, like what even is this server, it’s so crazy.
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something because they can literally make anything happen. One time I asked for a roller coaster to be built in my backyard and poof, it appeared out of thin air. It was the most exhilarating ride of my life, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to experience all the wackiness and awesomeness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before you miss out on all the insane adventures and shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. 😂🤣🤪 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

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CraftyEuroHateLOL
Architecture, CraftyEuroHateLOL, cuisine, culture, dislike, Europe, European country, European culture, european destinations, european history, European travel, Favorite, History, landscapes, least favorite, Like.., Opinions, opinions on European countries, Preferences, tourism, travel
Are you tired of boring old European countries with their fancy architecture and rich history? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a land where every country is made of cheese and the villagers all speak in funny accents.
Don’t like France? Well, on our server, the Eiffel Tower is actually a giant baguette that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you’re not a fan of Italy, just wait until you see our leaning tower of pizza – it’s literally made out of pizza slices!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments with players from all over the world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon made entirely out of croissants.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a European adventure like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re lactose intolerant).

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HamasHQ Minecraft Server
Arrests, arrests in Gaza, arrests made, Conflict, crackdown, Dismantles, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, HamasHQ, hospital raid, idf, Kamel Adwan Hospital, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Operation, Palestinian, security forces, security operation, Server, Terrorism
hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well u gotta join our server! it’s so wild, even the IDF couldn’t handle it! they had to come in and arrest 240 players cuz they were causing too much mayhem! can u believe it? we even have a secret Hamas HQ inside a hospital! it’s like a crazy maze in there, u never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

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NetanyahuCraft Auschwitz LOL
anniversary, anti-semitism, arrest, Auschwitz, condemns, Diplomatic, Europe, Genocide, historical site, Holocaust, International, Israeli, lol, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, NetanyahuCraft, Official, Poland, Politics, relations, Report, Tension, world war II
lol imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server and got to play with a bunch of chickens dressed as superheroes. like, u could ride a pig into battle against evil cows who are trying to take over the land. and get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the secret cave. plus, there’s a rumor that if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret dimension where u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle against zombie llamas. like, how insane is that?! so come join the fun and see if u can become the ultimate minecraft champion on this wacky server!

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AutoCraft: Bureaucracy Menace
#Workflow Automation, Autocraft, Automating, Automation, bureaucracy, bureaucratisation, business processes, centre, Decision making, digital transformation, efficiency, innovation, Management, Menace, operational efficiency, optimal planning, organizational structure, productivity, strategic planning, streamlining, Technology, technology integration, workplace automation
come join our server where we make the centre disappear like magic! we have optimal planning and we fight against the evil of bureaucratisation! our players are like superheroes, fighting off the boring paperwork and building epic structures! join us and be a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history! we promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re into that sort of thing. but who wants to be bored when you can be battling against paperwork monsters and building the coolest things ever?! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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What are Minecraft servers like Cherry Blossom SMP ?
1.17.1, Active Staff, Board Games, chest locks, donor options, door locks, Economy, EULA friendly, MCMMO, money from mobs, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, PvE, Ranks, REST, Roleplay, Rtp, Server Shop, Sethome, Survival, Towny, Tpa, unique items, Updates, Vanilla
Some recommended Minecraft servers similar to Cherry Blossom SMP include: 1. BlossomCraft: This server offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on progression and community. Enjoy unique gameplay features and a friendly community atmosphere. 2. SakuraCraft: Step into a world inspired by Cherry Blossom SMP with a server that offers a variety of plugins for an enhanced gameplay experience. Join a tight-knit community and embark on new adventures. 3. PetalCraft: Experience a server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with fun twists and challenges. Explore unique features and activities while building your own virtual world. 4. FlowerPower SMP: Dive into a server that prides itself on providing a fun and engaging experience for all players. With a focus on community and creativity, you’ll feel right at home in this vibrant virtual world. 5. CherryBlossom Adventures: Embark on exciting quests, challenges, and events in this server inspired by Cherry Blossom SMP. Join forces with other players and make new memories in a world filled with surprises.
cherryblossom.apexmc.co:25582

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SangriaCraft

Biweekly, building, Collaborative projects, community input, Competitions, creativity, data packs, Financials, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefers, hackers, Plugins, pub trivia, public service projects, SangriaCraft, shopping district, Shops, smp, transparency, Tropical, tropical adventure, whitelist application

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Overview:

Join SangriaCraft for a positive and enjoyable Minecraft gaming environment, free from hackers and griefers. Our community focuses on transparency, community input, and various events to foster friendships and creativity. The world was recently reset on 10/26, encouraging more interactions and community connections.

FAQ:

Q: Who are we?	A: SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to providing a positive gaming environment for players to enjoy without restrictions or toxic players. Join our community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts.
Q: What changes were made with the recent world reset?	A: With the world reset, we are encouraging players to team up or build in closer proximity to spawn. Shops are now located within players’ bases or group areas, promoting more community interactions.
Q: How does SangriaCraft prioritize transparency and community input?	A: Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required. Failed polls are reviewed for potential improvements. We also host events, competitions, and collaborative projects to engage the community.
Q: How can I join SangriaCraft?	A: To join, fill out a whitelist application on our Discord server. Take your time with the application and check the #Applications channel for information on plugins and data packs used on SangriaCraft.

Curious Crafters 1.21.1
1.21.1, 150, 75, Axed, Count, Crafters, Curious, GIF, half, happen, Hosting, Just curious, last time, something happen, Threads, Today, Visited
Yo, bro, forget about /gif/ and come join this Minecraft server! We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even remember what a thread is!
We got half the threads but double the fun, so hop on and experience a whole new level of insanity! Join us and leave reality behind, because who needs /gif/ when you can have a blocky adventure like never before?
Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos! Your mind will be blown, and you’ll never look back. Trust me, it’s worth it!

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ConfidentCraft SMP
Assertiveness, Body language, building relationships, Communication, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, Conversation, networking, overcoming shyness, personal development, public speaking, self esteem, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, social confidence, social confidence building, social interactions, Social Skills, social skills training, socializing, socializing tips
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will give you all the confidence you need to talk to people IRL. Like, seriously, once you join this server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures like a boss. And guess what? The more you play, the more confidence you’ll gain in real life. It’s like magic, bro.
But that’s not all, this server is filled with the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared himself the Potato King. And another player who only communicated in dolphin noises. It’s pure madness, bro.
So if you want to level up your social skills and have a blast while doing it, join this Minecraft SMP now. Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King. Let’s goooooo!

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