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NepoCraft: Born to Mine!
Do you think baby Nepo has what it takes to dominate the Minecraft world? Imagine a world where baby Nepo is the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated. Join our server and witness the epic rise of baby Nepo as they build the most insane structures and defeat all enemies with their adorable charm. Who needs talent when you have baby Nepo leading the way? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! -
BlockBusters: No More Creepers!
If I could make one thing illegal, it would be not joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s a crime to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. We’ve got pigs riding on minecarts, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that griefing is even a thing. So join us now before the Minecraft police come knocking on your door for not being part of the coolest server in town! -
Desert Diplomat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians and their shady deals? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only bribes you’ll see are in the form of diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so corrupt, even the creepers are in on it – they’ll explode in your face if you don’t pay up!With connections to government officials (our admin’s uncle is a senator, no big deal), you’ll see firsthand just how dumb and corrupt politicians can be. Who needs real-world politics when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold in pixelated glory? Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the loot and treasure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!
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godarch Minecraft server
the value of life is something that many people have forgotten about in games. But on GODARCH, when you die, you lose EVERYTHING! which increases not only adrenaline during battle but also empathy for the opponent. And all this is powdered with super-enchantments, skills, magic, voice chat and emotions.
Also, do not forget that this server is being created by me for free, what is there, there are no donations, there is no nepotism, there are no ways for me to get hard-earned money.
Otherwise, Iām waiting for everyone, waiting for blood, waiting for the obsidian bases in the center of the world. After all, the server is anarchy
95.221.226.53
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Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
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UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! š #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday -
BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS! -
WhineCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy work life? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing so hard, of course). Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years – even if you’ve only been playing for a few minutes.
And hey, if you ever feel like you’re about to snap like our friend in the bakery, just remember that on our server, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – no sleep deprivation required!
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Putin’s FamCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how putin is like the big boss man in russia? well, he just went and kicked out a bunch of his deputy defence ministers and put in his own fam member instead. like, talk about keeping it in the family, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we promise not to kick out any of our deputy defence ministers, cuz we don’t even have any! just pure chaos and fun times ahead, so hop on in and let’s get this party started! -
RichCraft: The Trust Fund Edition
Are you tired of mainstream art being dominated by trust fund babies and industry insiders? Want to shake things up and create some truly unique and outrageous art? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build insane structures, pixel art, and sculptures that will make the art world tremble in fear. Who needs a fancy art degree when you have a pickaxe and a block of dirt? Join us and show the world what real art looks like!