With connections to government officials (our admin’s uncle is a senator, no big deal), you’ll see firsthand just how dumb and corrupt politicians can be. Who needs real-world politics when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold in pixelated glory? Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the loot and treasure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!
the value of life is something that many people have forgotten about in games. But on GODARCH, when you die, you lose EVERYTHING! which increases not only adrenaline during battle but also empathy for the opponent. And all this is powdered with super-enchantments, skills, magic, voice chat and emotions.
Also, do not forget that this server is being created by me for free, what is there, there are no donations, there is no nepotism, there are no ways for me to get hard-earned money.
Otherwise, I’m waiting for everyone, waiting for blood, waiting for the obsidian bases in the center of the world. After all, the server is anarchy
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But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing so hard, of course). Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years – even if you’ve only been playing for a few minutes.
And hey, if you ever feel like you’re about to snap like our friend in the bakery, just remember that on our server, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – no sleep deprivation required!
we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”
join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Graves | When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss. |
| One player sleep | Only one player is needed to change night to day. |
| Offhand on Bedrock | Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote. |
A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.
A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.
A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.
A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.
So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!
Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!
With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.
Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!
Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!
Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!
