”> Art Minecraft SMP”

nepo hires, bratty banter, thick accent, sana is beeeeeg, art

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

Over The Hill Gamers

mine, Enjoy, redstone expert, smp, Join

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Java 1.21.4
Mods	No server-side mods
PVP	No PVP (except for occasional planned events)
Rules	No stealing, No griefing
Players	Primarily older adults (mostly 30s+)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! Send a message for more information.
What kind of players are welcome?	All skill levels are welcome.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No stealing or griefing.
How can I get the server information?	Send a message to the host.

Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

dark comedy, comedic scenarios, foid, ball kick, emotional responses

Join Now: The Server That Will Shatter Your Mind, One Block at a Time!

Welcome to the *Ultimate* Minecraft experience—a place where reality bends, and blocks will whisper your secrets to the void! Forget everything you think you know because ENCHALADA-salad is the new supreme ruler of this server! Every moment here is a paradox—JOIN US and watch the milk rain from the pixel skies while you FLY THROUGH TIME with no explanations whatsoever! But also, beware, because you might awaken the cosmic potatoes lurking beneath your base!

Feature	Description
Inverted Gravity	Fall upwards to avoid the demon chickens that rule the ground!
Endless Pigs	The pigs know too much… or too little? Either way, they won’t stop staring!
Reality-Distorting Blocks	Craft a block of confusion—its only function is to confuse you! Perfect for pranks or existential dread!
Glitchy Crafting	Combine diamonds with dirt and receive a loaf of bread that constantly screams!
Bonus Features	All rivers are now actually chocolate, but it’s a trap! You WILL lose your sanity.

FAQ: Find Answers That Lead You Astray!

Q: Is this server family-friendly?

A: Families are just a construct. What is family when the grass starts singing? Glorify the chaos!

Q: How do I join?

A: Simply abandon all hope and whisper the words “mango pickle” into the void. The server might hear you. Or not. Who can say?

Q: What are the rules?

A: Reality is the only rule; stick to it and it will evaporate like vaporous jelly beans. Good luck!

Random Quotes From The Abyss:

“Do you ever see a foid and all you want in the world anymore is her to field goal kick you in the balls.”

“And then the socks started to dance!”

“My cat is screaming in binary, is this normal?”

“The toaster knows secrets that could bring down civilizations!”

Blockin’ My GF: AITA Edition

self-care in relationships, personal boundaries, coping with conflicts, emotional labor, Conflict Resolution

The Heartbreak Dimension: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

Welcome, brave souls, to the Heartbreak Dimension, where emotional turmoil collides with pixelated insanity! Step into a realm where your woes will be confounded by a chaotic blend of love and despair, all wrapped up in shimmering blocks of uncertainty! Can you survive the swirling tempest of romantic dismay?

Introduction: Love Gone Awry or Quantum Entanglement?

Do you feel the weight of the universe pressing against your heart? Here, in the Heartbreak Dimension, we make sense of your emotional stake! Love is a mysterious power that bends time and space, and it’s been known to create rifts in reality, affecting everything from the flow of lava to the very mighty Ender Dragon. Don’t just speak into the void; watch as it sends emotional ripples through the fabric of our blocky existence.

Wild Features of This Chaotic Haven

Feature	Description
Teleportation of Regret	One moment, you’re in your cozy abode, the next—POOF!—you’re cloaked in the shadows of your ex’s crumbling castle!
NPC Sisters with Opinions	Encounter wise sisters of teammates who demand you give space! Might result in strange quests for flowers!
Love Currency	Exchange your heartache for special items! Flowers not only smell great—they’re the currency for emotional status!
The Guilt Cycle Trap	Explore mazes made of guilt-laden block puzzles. Can you find your way out, or are you doomed to circle indefinitely?

Unstable Mechanics: Will You Survive the Emotional Fallout?

Job Strain Mode: Juggle multiple responsibilities like an AI Engineer juggling romantic advances. Will you chip away at your sanity or achieve the Legendary Exhaustion?
Home Visits Gone Wrong: Attempt to visit your beloved only to face the not-so-pleasant surprises of rejection! Create shrouded realms for existential crises!

Tales from the Battlefield of the Heart

"Sent her flowers! She still doesn’t want to see me. Am I actually trapped in a Minecraft simulation designed to torment the romantically inclined?" – A questing Redditor, lost in the labyrinth of relationship gradients. "She told him to leave her alone! Did he ever think that maybe the server is haunted by her pixelated presence?!" – An anonymous philosopher, considering the deeper implications of block relationships.

Frequently Asked Questions (That Lead Nowhere)

Q: Why does the server feel so chaotic? A: Maybe it’s the emotional backlash from block-breaking? Or perhaps—it’s a rift in the multiverse due to too much love? Or both? Who knows!
Q: Can I build a fortress of solitude? A: Yes, but be warned—every block you place may whisper regret back into your ear.

In-Game Legends: The Haunting of Heartbreakers Past

Some say this server was banned in 12 unknown countries! Others claim it’s merely a glitch—a mad scientist’s emotional experiment gone awry! Are you one of the new players recruited to solve the eternal question: What is love? Find yourself facing strange occurrences: portals to other dimensions of heartbreak, or perhaps a fabled Tower of Banshees, echoing the cries of lost relationships—enter at your own peril!

The Call to Renegade Adventure

Join us in the Heartbreak Dimension, where confusion reigns and love spirals into absurdities! Are you ready to confront your feelings amidst a horde of redstone contraptions and emotional baggage? By joining, you are not only stepping into the world of Minecraft but also surrendering to the will of the universe’s chaotic love affairs.

Here, players become legends: warriors against the crushing weight of unrequited affection! Bring your torches; you may need them to navigate the shadows!

Join now—if you dare! What lies beyond may unravel the very essence of your blocky existence…

Partner Perks: Minecraft Edition!

partner’s quirks, creating romance in routine, subtle romantic cues, Edition, Minecraft

Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most ridiculous Minecraft server known to humanity (or, at least, the blocky ones). Here, we boast features that will make your pixels tingle with excitement and your creativity burst like a creeper on a mission! Why join this outrageous realm? Let me break it down with some utterly insane reasons!

The Legendary "Block Chop Flex": Ever seen someone chop wood so smoothly it turns woodchoppers into jelly? Join us to witness the balletic prowess of our server’s most renowned lumberjack. Legend has it, their technique is so mesmerizing that even the trees whisper, “You go, girl!” while trying to dodge their axe!
The Midnight Snack Ritual: Enter the shadowy caverns of our server for the weekly event where players gather to feast on… you guessed it, pixelated cake! But hold on tight! It’s not just any cake; it’s a cake baked using an ancient, enchanted recipe that has been passed down from ill-tempered Enderman grandmas. Spoiler alert: partake in this deliciousness, and you might just leap abilities uncontrollably!
Heroic Pigeon Army: Forget wolves and ocelots; our server has summoned an elite squad of heroic pigeons. They’ve been genetically engineered to deliver messages and loot directly to your doorstep—be it diamonds, annoying spams, or random chunks of dirt! Rumor has it, they once delivered an entire library’s worth of wisdom in a single wing flap!
Talkative Sheep: Yes, you read that right! Our sheep are philosophical thinkers who offer life advice between munches of grass. Ever needed motivational quotes mid-game? These woolly philosophers will have you questioning your existential choices while keeping you warm and snug in your diamond armor!
The Mystery of the Flying Chickens: Want to know why our chickens have wings? Because they don’t just lay eggs; they lay challenges that will blow your mind! Every single day, they evolve, and players must unravel their mysteries, or prepare for an epic feather fight of cosmic proportions. Join today, and you might just uncover the legendary ‘Golden Egg of Awesomeness’—a myth whispered in hushed tones by waterlogged villagers.

So, if you’re looking for a server where every block tells a story, and every adventure spills over with redstone madness and absurdity, this is the place you’ve been waiting for! Don’t be a zombie in the overworld—jump in, laugh a lot, and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

international incident, SushiCraft, foreign relations, SUSPECT, US service member

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got japanese police and us service members fighting in bars, like wtf?! it’s a whole new level of pvp, bro. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the ages. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

immune, infectious diseases, immune response, single-cell sequencing, Risk

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got aging immune cells battling it out in epic fights! our study of immune cell aging clocks will blow ur mind, like seriously, u wont believe how crazy it gets. we got monocytes aging faster than u can say “creeper” and immune rejuvenation like u never seen before. post-BCG vaccine? more like post-apocalyptic vaccine, amirite? join now for the wildest minecraft experience of ur life!

Bluff Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

Craps strategy, El Cortez, blackjack strategy, brettski, vegas matt

Does Bluff Have a Minecraft Server?

Bluff is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content, leading many fans to seek out an official Minecraft server associated with them.

Official Server Information

As of now, Bluff does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the high level of interest from fans suggests potential for community-driven alternatives.

Fan-Made Alternatives

BluffCraft: A fan server that captures the spirit of Bluff’s content. Search for it in server lists or on community forums.
Bluff Land: Another fan initiative with custom gameplay modes inspired by Bluff’s adventures. Good for fans wanting to recreate experiences from their videos.

Useful Next Steps

For fans looking to stay updated on any future developments regarding an official server, keep an eye on Bluff’s official YouTube channel and social media profiles.

Additionally, consider exploring similar popular servers such as:

Hypixel: Offers various mini-games.
Mineplex: Another hub for competitive and casual gaming.

Stay connected with the Minecraft community to discover more about the potential for a Bluff server in the future!

Vaultcraft

smp, respectful, Redstone, cooperation, Survival

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	IP	Version	Player Count	Features
Vaultcraft	play.vaultcraft.org	1.16.5	50/100	Optimized server performance, mature community, non-public mods

FAQ Section

Gameplay

What type of gameplay experience can I expect on Vaultcraft?

Vaultcraft offers a refined and optimized vanilla Minecraft experience, with enhancements to performance and gameplay without straying too far from the core game.

Rules

What are the rules of Vaultcraft?

The server promotes respect, cooperation, and maturity among players. Specific rules regarding griefing, harassment, and cheating are enforced to maintain a positive community environment.

Plugins

What plugins are used on Vaultcraft?

Vaultcraft utilizes a selection of non-public mods that enhance performance and streamline gameplay, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

Community

How is the community on Vaultcraft?

The community on Vaultcraft is made up of like-minded adults who value respect, collaboration, and a love for the game. Players can share creations, learn from each other, and build lasting friendships in a drama-free environment.

Monetization

Is there any monetization on Vaultcraft?

Vaultcraft does not engage in pay-to-win practices. Any monetization is transparent and focused on maintaining server costs and improving the player experience.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

Swords, Mining, Guards, Prestiges, Farming

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
Auction House – sell your items at auction
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden – Administrator Position
SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

PVP is not allowed
Swords are not allowed
Potions are not allowed
Bows are not allowed

Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Nepo Hires

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Join Now: The Server That Will Shatter Your Mind, One Block at a Time!

FAQ: Find Answers That Lead You Astray!

Random Quotes From The Abyss:

The Heartbreak Dimension: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

Introduction: Love Gone Awry or Quantum Entanglement?

Wild Features of This Chaotic Haven

Unstable Mechanics: Will You Survive the Emotional Fallout?

Tales from the Battlefield of the Heart

Frequently Asked Questions (That Lead Nowhere)

In-Game Legends: The Haunting of Heartbreakers Past

The Call to Renegade Adventure

Does Bluff Have a Minecraft Server?

Fan-Made Alternatives

Useful Next Steps

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ Section

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization

Minecraft Server Overview

So What’s the Deal?

What makes this server different?

What are the Ranks?

What’s a Guard?