🔥NephewCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

NephewCraft: Disney Denial

children’s behavior, denial, Disney, disney world, ENTITLEMENT, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family time, family vacation, family vacation planning, Family Values, financial pressure, guilt trip, Manipulation, MONEY, NephewCraft, Nephews, Selfishness, vacation budget, vacation planning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7974	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you on a journey more epic than a trip to Disney World with entitled nephews!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while dodging tantrums from entitled players who think they deserve to be included in every aspect of your gaming experience. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Forget about planning a family vacation, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who needs a trip to Disney World when you can have a once in a lifetime experience on our server? Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you or send Bible verses to convince you to include entitled players in your gaming adventures.

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, join our server today. Who needs Disney World when you can have a virtual adventure like no other?

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	87
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1496

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
New Chunks Explored:	289635	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2189
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Ores Mined:	3980	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!