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NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over! -
NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.
So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.
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NephewCraft: Disney Denial
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you on a journey more epic than a trip to Disney World with entitled nephews!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while dodging tantrums from entitled players who think they deserve to be included in every aspect of your gaming experience. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.
Forget about planning a family vacation, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who needs a trip to Disney World when you can have a once in a lifetime experience on our server? Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you or send Bible verses to convince you to include entitled players in your gaming adventures.
So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, join our server today. Who needs Disney World when you can have a virtual adventure like no other?
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Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World
Welcome to our Minecraft Server!
Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.
But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?
White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!
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MineCrafty Knights – Crafting LOLs with a side of Arknights
๐คฃ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! ๐ Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and mind-blowing creations! ๐๐ฅ Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, fear not! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor! ๐
๐ Our latest update includes a 6* Sniper named Fiammetta, who can shoot fireballs out of her eyes! ๐ฅ๐ And don’t forget about Caster Passenger, who can summon flying pigs to do his bidding! ๐ทโจ
๐งโโ๏ธ Join us for our epic Witch Feast event, where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will battle it out in a magical showdown! โจ๐ฎ
๐ But wait, there’s more! In our CN content, you can recruit a Defender named Penance who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with a wave of his hand! ๐ฐ๐ฅ And don’t miss out on the Babel event, where Guard Odda will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot! ๐๐ฐ
๐ฅ So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! ๐คช๐ฎ Remember, the only rule here is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! ๐๐๐ฅ
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Crafty Air Quality Check
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of breathing in stale air while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, the air quality is top-notch! We have special air purifiers installed in every player’s room to ensure you are getting the freshest air possible while you mine and build to your heart’s content.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).
Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!
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BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!
Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandรฆmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!
Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! ๐ฎ๐