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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5666 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
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Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!
