nephew Minecraft Servers

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

    Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

    Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuddiesUltimatum

    BlockBuddiesUltimatum

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and fun!

    Join us and leave behind the drama of step-family feuds and friend ultimatums. Our server is a place where you can build your own family of pixelated characters and never have to choose between them and your friends.

    Plus, we have a special event every week where you can celebrate your virtual nephew’s birthday without any snot-nosed brats ruining the fun. And if anyone dares to call your virtual family names, you can just block them (literally)!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a roller coaster. And remember, in our world, family always comes first – even if they’re just made of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaNeedsAGriefer

    MommaNeedsAGriefer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wacky household full of characters that will make you laugh until your blocky head falls off! Join us and meet M20, F43, M22, and M4 as they navigate through the chaos of making rent by selling nauseating body products.

    Our server is like no other, with drama, procrastination, and questionable business decisions at every turn. Will you help M20’s mom make rent by making her products, even though they make you want to hurl? Or will you sit back and watch the madness unfold as loans to mysterious men and last-minute rushes threaten to tear the household apart?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scented products, late orders, and family dynamics that will leave you scratching your blocky head in confusion. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of entertainment on our server? So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for not helping out in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma

    Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!

    So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BirthBlock Minecraft Server

    BirthBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s sister’s labor story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about family drama.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a baby zombie pops out of nowhere! Just like your girlfriend’s sister’s baby, but way less messy. And instead of driving 3 hours to the hospital, you can just teleport to different biomes in seconds.

    Don’t worry about taking a half day off work to meet the baby, because on our server, you can play 24/7 without any guilt trips. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like an asshole for prioritizing your goals and dreams.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only labor pains you’ll experience are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your girlfriend over text.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HamsterHibernationHalt

    HamsterHibernationHalt

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep for all creatures, big and small? Look no further than our server! We value the beauty of a peaceful slumber so much that we have a strict “no waking up the hamsters” policy.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a world where even the tiniest of creatures deserve their beauty rest. Our hamsters are the rulers of the land, and waking them up could result in catastrophic consequences (trust us, you don’t want to see a hamster on a rampage).

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sleepy hamsters and fierce nap battles, join our server now! Just make sure to tip-toe around Boris, our most powerful hamster leader, or you might find yourself in a nap-induced nightmare.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

    Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

    Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowerPrankWars

    ShowerPrankWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoRageCraft

    PreggoRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time my sister called me during my college presentation to tell me she’s pregnant, and then blamed me for ruining her pregnancy because I didn’t answer her FaceTime calls. But fear not, on our server, miscommunications won’t lead to family feuds – they’ll lead to epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings. So come on in and let’s build some bridges instead of burning them! Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server

    NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family with blocky characters who won’t guilt trip you into being a “fun uncle.”

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?

    So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP