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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4020 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!
