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NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	236
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Void Armor Forged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2302	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Potions Brewed:	181
Mines Excavated:	1660	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7828	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	276145
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6419

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Emeralds Found:	9798
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Votes:	624
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Star Shards Collected:	248
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!