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MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	646	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!

IsSheEverComingBack Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, doubt, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Is she ever coming back, IsSheEverComingBack, Loneliness, long distance relationships, longing, lost love, love, Minecraft, missing you, moving on, Questioning, relationship struggles, Sadness, second chances, smp, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	1732
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of waiting for your friend to come back to that boring old Minecraft server? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that moonwalk instead of exploding. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Plus, our Nether is filled with lava that smells like freshly baked cookies.

So why wait for your friend to come back when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DestinationCraftUS

booked flights, brother’s request, destination wedding, DestinationCraftUS, dream venue, due date conflict, family conflicts, family drama, greece, guest inconvenience, international wedding, last minute changes, losing money, non-refundable deposits, pregnant girlfriend, selfish accusations, small reception, venue reservation, wedding cancellation, wedding planning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can create your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky in-laws or pregnant girlfriends. Plus, you won’t have to worry about losing money on non-refundable deposits – because everything in Minecraft is free!

Join now and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a Greek wedding when you can have a blocky celebration with all your friends from around the world? Build your dream venue, invite your guests, and let the virtual festivities begin! No family drama allowed, only fun and blocks for days.

HatedVeggiesLuvSMP

acquired taste, Adulthood, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dairy, Evolution, flavor, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvSMP, maturation, Meals, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, spices, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Remember that food you used to hate as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your least favorite foods into your new favorite! Join us and watch as your taste buds do a complete 180 and suddenly you can’t get enough of brussels sprouts and liver!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will only reveal its location to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for foods you never thought you’d enjoy!