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TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Potions Brewed:	182
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Votes:	9001
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

StrangerLoveCraft

dating culture, dating etiquette, platonic connections, platonic relationships, pursuing love, pursuit of love, romantic connections, romantic gestures, romantic pursuit, social acceptance, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal standards, stranger interactions, stranger relationships, stranger romance, StrangerLoveCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	169198
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

StreptoCraft: OptiMag Synergy

Antibiotic Dilemma, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, Attenuated Response, bacterial infections, biomedical engineering, Cellular Responses, Concurrent Stimulation, Drug Interaction, drug therapy, Experimental Study, healthcare challenges, Magnetic Stimulation, Medical research, Microbial Growth, Optical Stimulation, OptiMag, Simultaneous Exposure, StreptoCraft, Streptomycin, Synergistic, Synergy, Therapeutic Approaches

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5374	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience synergistic cellular responses like never before! we combine optical and magnetic stimulation to create a mind-blowing gaming experience. but watch out for streptomycin, the antibiotic dilemma that will challenge even the most hardcore players. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and lots of pixelated fun!

MineCart Vanilla Server Minecraft Server

Anticheat, banner, Discord, documentation, Emotecraft, Ip:, Minecart, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, privacy, SEASON 2, Server, Shop, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, Voicechat, Website

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	9586	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

We are Vanilla MineCart server on version 1.20.4

Season 2 has recently started! We also have VoiceChat (PlasmoVoice), an addon for your own music on the disc, an EmoteCraft plugin and a good, paid AntiCheat!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

IP – mc.mine-cart.ru:8787

Discord – https://discord.gg/KGcr7HSShs

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Server documentation – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

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YuriCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, binge-worthy, comedy, Fan Service, FANTASY, guilty pleasure, harem, isekai, Isekaishit, light novel adaptation, Manga, Minecraft, new season, Otaku, repeat, romance, Romcomslop, Sequels, Server, TRASHY, wow, YuriCraft, Yuritrash

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6387
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a wild mix of Yuritrash, Isekaishit, and Romcomslop!

Join us for a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through different worlds and genres. From magical girls fighting evil demons to isekai adventures in strange new lands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Every season is a new season on our server, with crazy sequels that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic battles, heart-wrenching romances, and hilarious comedy all in one place?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

MineFunkG Server – Get Funky on our Minecraft Server

Crossover series, DemonDykes Edition, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Funky, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, MineFunkG, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	2808
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the demons are dykes! Week #2604 is the DemonDykes Edition, where you’ll battle it out with funky demons in a whole new way.

2. We’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! Who wouldn’t want to see those characters duking it out in the Minecraft world?

3. Our latest update, the Pit Stop Update, will have you racing through funky obstacles and challenges like never before. And don’t forget to check out Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the latest gossip.

4. Want to chat with Ninjamuffin and PA? They did an AMA on our server, so you can ask them all your burning questions about the game.

5. The modding community on our server is insane! From new funky beats to wild skins, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a funky adventure like no other!

EvilCorp Minecraft Server

corporate corruption, corporate greed, corporate irresponsibility, corporate malpractice, corporate misconduct, corporate misdeeds, corporate scandals, corporate wrongdoing, evil company, EvilCorp, lack of accountability, lack of awareness, Minecraft, Server, social responsibility, unethical actions, unethical behavior, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical conduct, unethical corporations, unethical culture, unethical practices

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of madness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling evil corporations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire and take down the corrupt overlords who seek to control the land with their nefarious schemes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to uncover their secrets and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!