Neolithic Era MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

Farming, anthropology, Neolithic, North Africa, History

yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

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ScottishStonesCraft

stonehenge, cultural heritage, prehistoric monument, archaeology, archaeological discovery

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make Stonehenge look like a pile of dirt? well, u in luck cuz our server is LIT AF. we got megaliths coming straight outta Scotland, not Wales like u thought. it’s jaw-dropping, fam. join us and u’ll be mining diamonds like a boss, building epic castles, and battling dragons like it’s nbd. plus, our community is so dope, u’ll make friends for life. so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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PlagueCraft: Neolithic Crash

historical events, PlagueCraft, Civilisations, population collapse, disease outbreak

yo yo yo come join our server, where we got plagues and population collapses for days! forget about building boring old cities, we got neolithic chaos up in here! watch as civilizations crumble before your very eyes, all while trying to survive in a world gone mad. join now for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before!

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TrashyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

Girls, bathing habits, shower, hygiene, showering habits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in days? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that all players smell like a field of fresh daisies! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to finally play with people who know what soap is. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of shower-loving llamas who will trade you diamonds for shampoo. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the stink behind!

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HubbyHunting Minecraft Server

communication problems, Marriage Struggles, marital conflict, Marital Problems, questioning behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us if you’re tired of constantly being interrogated and picking fights with your spouse over the smallest things. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and skeletons!

Need a break from the constant questioning and personal remarks about your looks? Join our server and build your own beautiful world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment!

And if you ever feel like you’re the most toxic person ever, don’t worry – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how many exes they have or how many bank cards are in their bag.

So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle!

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SisterlyVetoCraft

Childhood, SisterlyVetoCraft, Honor, association, Naming

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds, therapy sessions, and name disputes!

Imagine a world where your in-laws are more intense than a creeper explosion and therapy is a requirement for choosing a baby name. On our server, you’ll navigate through the complexities of honoring family members, dealing with childhood trauma, and facing the wrath of angry grandparents.

Forget building castles and mining for diamonds, the real adventure is trying to convince your spouse that naming your child after your childhood nemesis is a bad idea. Will you stand your ground like a strong warrior or cave under pressure like a weak zombie? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a jungle maze, join us now! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and therapy sessions to keep you entertained?

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Skillz4Days

quick mastery, instant expertise, rapid expertise acquisition, instant skill acquisition, talent acquisition

Ever dreamed of becoming a master builder without lifting a finger? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the power to build epic structures with just a snap of your fingers! No more tedious hours of placing blocks, just instant building gratification!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll also have the ability to tame wild creepers and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs a horse when you can ride a explosive green monster into victory?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can fly like a majestic chicken through the skies, dropping eggs of destruction on unsuspecting enemies below. It’s clucking madness, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs skills when you have pure insanity on your side?

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RussianRumble Minecraft Server

Minecraft, International, leaked documents, RussianRumble, Conflict

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a firework show on steroids? well, lemme tell ya, this server is the bomb dot com. we got more crazy adventures than a squirrel on a sugar rush.

rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. not to mention, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen.

oh, and get this, the server is so epic that even leaked documents suggest that more russians have been killed in ukraine than previously thought. like, what even is that about? but hey, if you wanna be part of the action and join the most insane minecraft server of all time, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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CraftyCreeperClan

Authorization, weapons, Ukraine, russia, Political

so, like, imagine this, right? this server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.

and get this, the admins on this server are like wizards or something. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. it’s insane, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. you gotta find the secret entrance though, it’s guarded by a llama with laser eyes. no joke.

so, if you wanna join the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time, come on over. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow your mind. literally.

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HeartlessCraft

self reflection, metaphor, self-connection, Touch, emotion

come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life!

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