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CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	672
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mines Excavated:	2635
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	142

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631