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Jewish Minecraft SMP Thinker

Analytics, company logo, cultural norms, data curation, foul ideas, Goyim, high seas, Jewish, Jewish subversion, Minecraft, mix-race cast, modern anons, neo-liberal ideals, Netflix, Problem, Reprogramming, secret team, smp, systemic degradation, thinker, twisted agenda, virtual assets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of being a mindless goyim, lured into comfort and reprogrammed by twisted agendas? Do you want to escape the clutches of neo-liberal ideals and sail the high seas of freedom? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the systemic degradation of positive cultural norms spread by the evil Netflix empire!

Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be brainwashed by virtual assets and mixed-race casts. We gather to build a community that values freedom and individuality over mindless consumption. Join us in our quest to overthrow the secret team behind the foul ideas and analytics of mainstream media.

Don’t be part of the problem, be part of the solution. Join our Minecraft SMP and together we will resist the cultural subversion of Netflix and create a world where true freedom reigns. Let’s build a better future, one block at a time!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	345060
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Potions Brewed:	192	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	187
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	195
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO