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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1185 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 468 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!
