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MemeCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Votes:	7810	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6272
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	2618
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crops Grown:	7747
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5178
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3100	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!