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TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	9683
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5978	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	274
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	975
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4536
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!