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Crafty Neil’s Minecraft Server

auteur, comparison, controversy, Crafty, creativity, criticism, Director, double standards, fanbase, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hate, Hollywood, Kojima, metal gear solid, Minecraft, narrative-driven games, naughty dog, Neil Druckman, Neils, Server, simp, storytelling, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Neil Druckman and Kojima as they fight for the title of ultimate auteur! Will Druckman’s emotional storytelling win out, or will Kojima’s wacky antics reign supreme? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in the annual Hollywood simp competition, where players compete to see who can simp the hardest for their favorite celebrities. Will you be able to out-simp the competition and win fabulous prizes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft celebrity!

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

Adventure, blocky, Canadian, classic, controversial, Crazy Horse, folk, folk rock, guitar, iconic, influential, Legendary, lolz, Lyrics, Music, Neil Young, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Neils, Netherworld, protest, Rock, rock and roll, Singer, Songwriter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, backpedalling, buff game, clickbait thumbnail, Epic, fotm, merch, multi-parter, PARASOCIAL FUCKS, Quest, Realms, SEO title, zero integrity

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	940

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the FOTM buff game but on crack! Like, the admin is a total mastermind, they got SEO titles and clickbait thumbnails for days. It’s like they’re playing 4D chess with our minds, man.

And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?

So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.

MommyIssues Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, controversial, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, Family Therapy, healing, Minecraft, MommyIssues, offensive language, personal growth, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, step dad, surface level, Therapy, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Votes:	1189
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Towns Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	3060
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mines Excavated:	1251
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!