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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6414 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5534 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
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