neighborhood watch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> Be Me Today Minecraft SMP

be me today, community awareness, creepy, gang stalker, license plate, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, older woman, PARANOIA, personal safety, privacy invasion, smp, STALKING, stalking tactics, stranger danger, Surveillance, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, suspicious vehicle, Targeted individual, Today, vigilance, wagie work

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

> So, you think you’re being stalked by mysterious old ladies in cars, huh? Sounds like you need a distraction from all that paranoia! Join our Minecraft SMP and build yourself a fortress to keep those pesky stalkers out! Who needs security cameras when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

> Plus, rumor has it that the old lady in the car was actually a secret agent from a rival Minecraft SMP trying to gather intel on our epic builds. Join us and show them who’s boss by constructing the most outrageous, jaw-dropping creations they’ve ever seen!

> Don’t let the fear of being stalked hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, maybe that old lady was just lost and looking for directions to our server spawn point! Join now and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	7

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

CatSnitchHOA

Animals, Cats, CatSnitchHOA, Communication, confidential informants, eavesdropping, feline intelligence, funny, gossip, HOAs, human languages, humor, meow, neighborhood watch, Pets, secret agents, snitches, Surveillance, Tails, Talking Animals, undercover

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2024
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, imagine a minecraft server where cats not only speak human languages fluently, but they also run the show. yep, you heard that right. these feline overlords have taken over and are now recruiting players to join their epic quest for world domination.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, you’ll get to ride around on giant flying cats that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. pretty epic, right? not to mention, the currency on this server is catnip, so you’ll never run out of ways to bribe your way to the top.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that the legendary cat king himself resides in a secret palace made entirely out of yarn. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes and eternal glory in the cat kingdom.

so what are you waiting for? join this purrfectly insane minecraft server and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

CopCarBlockParty

block party, Community, community support, cop cars, CopCarBlockParty, Crime Prevention, Drama, gossip, law enforcement, neighborhood bonding, neighborhood drama, neighborhood solidarity, neighborhood watch, neighbors, nosy neighbors, Police investigation, police presence, Safety, SECURITY, suspicious activity, Unity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6920	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Potions Brewed:	74
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT COP CARS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE’S HOUSES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS ARE GONNA GO DOWN. MAYBE YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A SECRET AGENT OR MAYBE THEY’RE JUST REALLY BAD AT PARKING. EITHER WAY, IT’S A PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	384

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

Action Game, bros, Characters, competitive, Entertainment, Fighting Game, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Heres, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, New Release, Nintendo, nintendo switch, online play, SMASH, smash bros, smp, super smash bros, video game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

What are Minecraft servers like GospelCraft ?

BIBLE, biblical, Christian, Christianity, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, FAITH, Fellowship, Game, gospel, Kingdom, Plugins, Principles, PvE, Religion, Roleplay, scripture, Server, SPIRITUAL, Survival, Towny, Worship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

FaithfulMC – A Christian Minecraft server that offers a similar experience to GospelCraft , focusing on incorporating biblical principles into gameplay.
ChristianCraft – Another Minecraft server dedicated to providing a Christian gaming experience, with plugins and features that promote scripture and gospel teachings.
ChurchCraft – A server that combines Minecraft gameplay with a focus on church-related activities, events, and discussions, perfect for players looking to explore their faith in a virtual world.
HolyCraft – A unique Minecraft server that blends traditional gameplay with religious themes, offering a one-of-a-kind experience for players seeking spiritual enrichment while gaming.
HeavenCraft – A server that offers a heavenly Minecraft experience, with themed areas, quests, and challenges that reflect biblical stories and teachings, perfect for players seeking a religiously inspired gaming experience.

GospelCraft.com

ARCTIC

Adventure, Arctic, Community, Cross-Play, Decision making, Discord, Discord link, Dynamic world, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Skills, strategy, survival adventure, survival gameplay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join Our Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on the survival journey of a lifetime? Look no further! Our Survival Server is the perfect blend of adventure and strategy, designed to give you a gaming experience like no other.

Stay Connected: Join our growing community on Discord! Share your experiences, get server updates, and connect with fellow players. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/BBkXHPyhvw

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in a dynamic world where every decision matters.

Arctic.bmx.lol:25034

Dooby Minecraft Server

Dooby, dooby like that, it dooby, like that, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Votes:	7930
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (he’s a great dancer, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the sky is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with chocolate milk, and the only limit is your imagination. It dooby like that.

WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

#WakeUp, addicted, apartment, Based, Call, disgusted, flipping burgers, hippies, Homeless, homelessness, Job, Kids, Lazy, Leeching, Minecraft, Mortgage, Nazis, neets, parenting, parenting skills, perma-welfare, smp, wake up call, Welfare

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!