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SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

cat owner, cat pee, cat smells, cat stress, Economy, family frustration, LANDLORD, loud noises, Minecraft, multifamily house, neighborhood snitch, no plumbing, polite neighbors, Server, shed complaints, shed conditions, shed fights, shed living, shed living conditions, shed music, shed visibility, SnitchCraft, tenants

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of living next to a shed-dwelling cat hoarder and his towel-clad girlfriend? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about cat pee smells or late-night underwear escapades. Instead, you can build your dream house, tame virtual cats, and live your best blocky life.

Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and start crafting your way to a stress-free virtual paradise. Plus, no Karens allowed – unless they’re building epic structures, of course!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	101	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4873	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8401
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3616	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4586	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	3026
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!