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NeighborlyNoTrespass
Are you tired of your neighbors ruining your landscaping without permission? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, your virtual trees and bushes are safe from any rogue gardeners! Join us and never worry about your pixelated foliage being tampered with again. Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone dares to touch your virtual plants, they get banished to the Nether realm for eternity. So come join us and protect your digital greenery with us! #JusticeForPixelPlants #NoTrespassingAllowed -
HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, where the chickens wear diamond armor, and where the zombies break dance instead of attacking you. It’s a total wacky world where anything goes!But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet wolf that can talk and tell jokes. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music.
Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
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Weaponized Toaster
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?
Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)
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PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!
our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!
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TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation
so, like, this server is so lit that even elon musk would salute it. imagine a world where the tesla factory is actually a secret entrance to a minecraft server full of epic builds and crazy adventures. the police are even investigating because they can’t handle how awesome it is. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a salute from elon himself. -
Modern Anarchy
Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server
Server IP modern-anarchy.org Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:
- Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
- No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.
Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:
- Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
- Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.
World Exploration Extravaganza:
- Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
- Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy
- Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
- Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
- Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!
Shape the Future with Direct Input:
- Join our Discord and engage with the community.
- Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
- Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
- Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
- Multi-version compatibility using ViaVersion; you don’t need to be on 1.21.1 to join.
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SkyCraft Realms 1.21.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and flying pigs.I’m talking about a place where you can ride on a rainbow while shooting lasers out of your eyes.
And guess what? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you with their beauty.
So come on, join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. It’ll be epic, I promise.
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Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, like, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic skills ever! Like, I joined and suddenly I could build a castle in like 2 seconds flat, it was insane! And then I learned how to tame a dragon and ride it around the server, no big deal. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where we have dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af. So, like, if you want to be a total boss at Minecraft and have the sickest skills, you gotta join our server, it’s like, life-changing man. #skillsfordays #minecraftbosses #creeperdanceparty