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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Choco Latte Craft

    Choco Latte Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!

    NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

    TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

    Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

    IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

    SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MythFall

    MythFall

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!

    smc.mythfall.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eclipse Realms 1.20.4

    Eclipse Realms 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that nonsense and join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection!

    Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BabyBlockBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bugs you’ll find are the ones you can squish with your pixelated feet! Join us for a wild adventure filled with excitement and no cockroaches in sight.

    Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.

    Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.

    So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Roommate DramaCraft

    Roommate DramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of living with roommates who have more drama than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the chaos of trying to convince your friend that it’s totally cool for his girlfriend to move in, even though he’s convinced they’re moving too fast. Will he come around or will you have to resort to giving him an ultimatum? The suspense is killing us!

    With plenty of space for everyone, including that one friend who works odd hours and won’t even be home when the girlfriend is around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, think of the savings when you split the rent five ways!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockySocial SMP – Why’d u delete?

    BlockySocial SMP – Why’d u delete?

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, so lit you won’t even believe it! Like, the reason you should join is because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner is actually a real-life wizard who can fly on a dragon and shoot fireballs from his hands!

    I heard that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft pro in like, two seconds flat. Like, all the players are actually Minecraft gods who can build entire cities in like, a day. And there’s this one dude who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, it’s insane!

    So, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with all the Minecraft mobs dancing to dubstep music. It’s like, totally rad, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditCraft: UnearthedGems

    RedditCraft: UnearthedGems

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Look no further, because our server is like a hidden gem subreddit that is criminally underrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying creepers. They battled their way through hordes of evil villagers and even tamed a dragon to ride into battle. And all of this was just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can compete in epic taco-eating contests for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. And let’s not forget about our annual Llama Parade, where players dress up their llamas in ridiculous costumes and march through the streets in a dazzling display of creativity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this hidden gem of a Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EuroCraft: IndepenCraft Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft: IndepenCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got crazy stuff happening like russia and trump teaming up to push europe to be more independent, like whaaat? macron is like, “whoa, dudes, we gotta step up our game.” and we’re just here like, “join our server and be part of the madness!” we’ve got epic builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). come join us and be part of the chaos, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP