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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
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