NegroniNation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	2110
Enchantments Applied:	270	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Mystic Grove Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, 4 view, accomplishment, achievement, da wose, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Grove, growth, hard work, inspiration, motivation, mystic, perseverance, persistence, progress, Realms, resilience, self improvement, success, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are straight up party animals. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies attempting the worm. It’s like a monster mash-up disco party up in here!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We once had a player create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece of derpiness, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned, come join us on this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wackiness awaits you next!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

amicable divorce, career advancement, custody, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Family Support, financial hit, financial impact, high income, job promotion, long distance, Minecraft, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Relocation, relocation benefits, remote work, Server, support system, Tension, texas, Twins

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	260
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of divorce and job relocations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about real-life responsibilities.

Join us and build a virtual support system with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and divorce. Need a break from the chaos? Take a virtual vacation to our pixelated paradise and let your creativity run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that supports your decision to stay in Texas during a divorce, even if it means taking a financial hit? Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own virtual kingdom?

CraftyWeddingFauxPas

CraftyWeddingFauxPas, Wedding, wedding assistant, wedding coordinator, wedding coordinator assistant, wedding coordinator behavior, wedding coordinator boundaries, wedding coordinator professionalism, wedding coordinator responsibilities, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding industry, wedding planner, wedding planner company, wedding planner friend, wedding planning, wedding professionalism, Wedding Vendors

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most unexpected characters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wedding planner shows up and starts coordinating your every move. But wait, there’s more! One of the assistants turns out to be a secret admirer who goes to extreme lengths to find your friends and ask them out on a date. Talk about dedication!

Join our server for a chance to witness love, drama, and a whole lot of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what kind of surprises await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. Just remember, love is in the air…and so are creepers!

Democraft2020

Accountability, bipartisanship, campaign strategy, Communication, community engagement, constructive criticism, Democraft2020, democratic party, Diversity, electoral strategy, fundraising, grassroots organizing, Inclusivity, leadership, party unity, platform development, policy reform, Politics, progressive values, transparency, united states, voter outreach

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.

If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!

FrenchWifeMCServer

court decision, court ruling, EU Court, european union, FEMINIST, French, FrenchWifeMCServer, gender equality, husband, legal precedent, legal rights, legal victory, marital rights, Marriage, marriage law, refused sex, relationship issues, sexual autonomy, sexual consent, wins appeal, WOMAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

Ceasefire, Commander, Conflict, Eliminated, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Politics, reappears, Regroup, RegroupGone, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, Truce, TruceCraft, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Crafty Language Land

cognition, cognitive processing, Communication, communication barriers, Crafty, Expression, filtered language, filtered thoughts, Interpretation, Land, Language, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistics, mental processes, Perception, Psychology, semantics, Syntax, Thoughts, Understanding, Words

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Potions Brewed:	196
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!

CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

“Youth, 2012, 2022, admissions, Adventure, children, concern, crazycraft, england, general acute medical wards, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, Hospitals, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health crisis, mental illness, public health, statistics, trends, young people

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	7151	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

Eco Eden 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, Breed her, breeding fantasy, breeding kink, cuckold, curvy, Dominant, Eco, Eden, Encourage, Erotic, Hang, hotwife, impregnate, long tail, motivate, Naughty, Pump, saggy tits, taboo, Thick, Wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	318711	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2148
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6363	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.