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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2258 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 308 | Ores Mined: | 8243 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
