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UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he gave europe three weeks to sign off on ukraine ‘surrender’ HAHAHAHAHA. we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to build the best base in the land. trump himself will come and personally congratulate you if you win a battle, no joke. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named ukraine to help you in your adventures. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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MineCrafty Zelenskiy Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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CraftyUkrainians
lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution -
BlockyBromance Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where US and russia are besties now, like cats and dogs living together, total chaos but in a good way. we got crazy builds that will make your head spin, like a rollercoaster made out of diamonds and lava, trust me it’s safe. we even have a secret underground base where aliens and unicorns hang out, true story bro. so if you want to be part of this epic partnership and witness the most mind-blowing creations, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can do backflips? yeah, it’s that awesome. -
PutinCraft: NoPeace4U
lol come join dis minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while buildin ur own empire! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal cuz he’s too busy tryin to steal all ur diamonds! but don’t worry, we got ur back with epic pvp battles and secret alliances. join now and show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks! -
Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server
so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.
come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!
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RuskiCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF! -
BlockyBibas Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Hamas leader is getting in on the action. That’s right, he’s promising to hand over the bodies of the captive Bibas family on Thursday, but only if you join our server! Talk about exclusive perks, am I right? So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen – even international political drama! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
UltimateCraft: No Ultimatums Accepted!
join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure EVER. we have dragons that breathe rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds. if you join now, you will get a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes.our server is so lit, even Zelensky would want to play on it. we don’t accept ultimatums, just pure fun and craziness. build a castle made of cheese or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just ask the zombie pigman with rainbow farts.