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MineralMania Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where zelensky is too busy playing minecraft to sign minerals deal with US 😂 we got diamonds for days and creepers that dance the macarena 💃 join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and chaotic fun! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles 😱 don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now and let the madness begin! 🎮💥 -
CraftyUkrainians
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at! -
MineCraftyZelenskyy
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets.but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and emeralds rain from the sky. not to mention, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes.
oh, and get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life minecraft character. imagine walking around town with a blocky head and pixelated arms, people would be like, “whoa, that dude must be from that crazy server.”
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build the most epic minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss! -
Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. u can build ur own castle and rule over the land like a boss.but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.
oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!
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PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles! -
RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
CraftyZelenskiy2020
lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server! -
MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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NATOvsRussiaCraft
so, like, u know how moscow is all like, “get outta here nato, we want this side of europe to ourselves”? well, that’s basically what happened during the us-russia talks, according to FT. but, like, who cares about all that political stuff when u could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. join us now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs world peace when u have minecraft, amirite?!