lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!
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CraftyWars: PeaceQuest
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CapturedCraft2024
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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BlockyHostage Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia cutting off gas to europe lmao. our transit deal is like expired but who cares when you can be building epic structures and trolling your friends. we promise more fun than putin’s political games, so join now before we run out of virtual gas too. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. you gotta join because like, russia rejected trump’s peace deal on ukraine, like what even is that? but like, on this server, we make peace with everyone, even if they reject us. we’re all about spreading love and unity, man. come join us and be a part of something totally rad and out of this world. plus, we have like, the best parties and events that will blow your mind. so like, what are you waiting for? come join us now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, dude!
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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
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NukeCraftIranSummit
lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF
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NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!
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NukeCraftUS2021
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.