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  • CraftyCanuckTariffs

    CraftyCanuckTariffs
    so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

    u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

    also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

    join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

    plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

    so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed

    GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.

    if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

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  • EUTradeCraft

    EUTradeCraft
    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • CraftyCanuckz

    CraftyCanuckz
    so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

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  • TariffCraft Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

    but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

    so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

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