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Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to end all wars by 2025 just like Zelensky says!! we will give you security guarantees like no other server, because we have magical unicorns protecting our realm. they shoot rainbows out of their butts to keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve. join now and be part of the most epic quest to peace and prosperity in minecraft history! -
OJ & Steel Showdown MC
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada! -
CraftyZelenskyWarrior
so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “hey stop fighting in our country pls”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage war and chaos cuz why not, amirite? join us if u wanna ignore peace talks and just blow stuff up for fun! who needs zelensky when u can have a blast on our server? come join the madness and let’s show ukraine how it’s really done! #warisfun #ukrainewho -
CraftyPutinNoMatch
So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
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CraftyZeleWarSummit
so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!
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EchoCraft
EchoCraft Server Overview
Server Name EchoCraft (SMP) Features pvp, TEAMS, Custom items, content friendly Join us on Discord!
EchoCraft has officially opened its discord server doors! Join now to connect with other players and stay updated on the latest news.
What is EchoCraft?
EchoCraft is a Minecraft Survival/Lifesteal SMP that focuses on providing players with more content and events. Here are some key aspects of the server:
- Lifesteal
- Structures
- Dungeons
- Special items/artifacts
- Legendary weapons
- Open world gameplay
- PVP
- Teams plugin
- TPA
- Homes
- SimpleVoiceChat
All players are welcome, even if you don’t want to participate in PvP.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer When does Collidecraft Season 2 officially open? Collidecraft Season 2 is set to open on March 20th. What can players expect on EchoCraft? Players can expect a variety of features such as lifesteal, structures, dungeons, special items, PVP, Teams plugin, TPA, Homes, and more. Is everyone welcome on EchoCraft? Yes, all players are welcome on EchoCraft, even if they do not want to participate in PvP activities. -
Epic Land Quest 1.21.2
Yo, bro, forget about retiring in the countryside, join this Minecraft server instead! Why live a quiet life with a couple of boring pets when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer? Plus, who needs real money when you can build your dream property in the game and live like a king? Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life! -
DadCraft: Friends Edition
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We’ve got drama hotter than a creeper explosion at sunset!Imagine this: you’re chilling with your friend Bella, but oops, you end up getting pregnant by her dad! It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. Bella’s mom even tries to pay you to terminate the pregnancy – talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! Bella gives you an ultimatum – her or her dad. Like, seriously? Who does that? And then she comes over unannounced to call you a selfish b*tch. It’s a mess, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!
So come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of craziness!
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TreasureQuest SMP: Lost Artifacts!
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because there’s like, this totally epic hidden treasure that’s rumored to be buried somewhere in the world! Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will only reveal its location if you can beat them in a dance-off. And get this, the treasure is said to be a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited potato powers! Like, who wouldn’t want that?!But wait, there’s more! There’s also a lost artifact that’s said to be hidden in a secret underground dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. If you can defeat the chicken in a game of tic-tac-toe, the artifact is yours. And get this, the artifact is a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic chicken through the skies!
So come join us on this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can embark on ridiculous quests, battle bizarre creatures, and uncover the most absurd treasures imaginable. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me!
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ExpensiveEatsMC
Are you tired of drooling over expensive delicacies that you can’t afford? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can feast on all the virtual gourmet food your heart desires without breaking the bank! From diamond-encrusted cake to golden apple pie, our server has it all!Join us and embark on a culinary adventure like no other as you explore our vast world filled with edible wonders. Who needs real food when you can chow down on pixelated delights that are just as satisfying (and calorie-free)?
So come on down to our server and indulge in a buffet of absurdly extravagant dishes that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet untouched. Trust us, once you take a bite, you’ll never want to log off!