Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!
join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.
plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.
that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?
join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!
we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!
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But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!
1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?
2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.
3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!
4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!
5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!
So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
| IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | N/A |
Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do I need a Java account to play on the server? | No, Bedrock and Java cross-play is supported, so no Java account is required. |
| Is there griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| Are there protection measures for land claiming? | Yes, ProtectionStones can be used for land claiming. |
| Can I teleport mobs using a lead? | Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them. |
| Is flying allowed on the server? | Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday. |
| Are there voting ranks and rewards? | Yes, voting on the server can earn you ranks and rewards. |