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WarbucksCraft – Putin’s Fiscal Folly
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ PUTIN IS FINALLY NEGOTIATING LIKE WHAAAAT. HE BE LIKE “I NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT AND CHILL” CUZ MOSCOW BE STRUGGLING TO FINANCE DA WAR. SO NOW HE BE LOOKING FOR FISCAL BREATHING ROOM AND U CAN HELP HIM BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING HIM A CASTLE OR SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A DIAMOND OR A GOLDEN APPLE, WHO KNOWS. BUT SERIOUSLY, JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE PART OF PUTIN’S MINECRAFT SQUAD. #PUTINLOVESMINECRAFT #WORLDPEACEBYBUILDINGBLOCKS -
CraftyZelenskyy2020
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelenskyy is like, protesting cuz US and Russia are negotiating over Ukraine’s head. like, can you even imagine that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even build a peace treaty out of diamonds or something. it’s gonna be wild, trust me. -
PutinCraft: Not Negotiating, Just Building!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 troops ready to draft you into the most intense block-building battles ever! putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’re not preparing for negotiations, we’re preparing for war…minecraft style! build your base, gather your resources, and conquer the virtual world like a true blocky warrior. join now or face the wrath of zelenskyy and his army of pixelated soldiers! -
The Fictional SMP Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is pure fiction! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing till you cry.Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!
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CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details
are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.
plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.
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HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations
so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?
join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!
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CraftyUSA2030
Are you tired of worrying about the future of America? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, the future is looking bright and blocky! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house.Forget about politics and taxes, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic roller coaster in the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.
So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building the most outrageous creations you can imagine. Who needs the future of America when you can have the future of Minecraft right at your fingertips?
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UkraineCraft: Pentagon’s $2.4B Boost
hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Pentagon is like “woah, that’s some serious support”? well, guess what, we got a US$2.4 billion support package for Ukraine, but don’t worry, we ain’t spending it on boring stuff like politics, we spending it on making our minecraft server the most epic one out there!imagine building your own Pentagon in minecraft, but instead of boring meetings and paperwork, u got epic battles and treasure hunts! u can be the hero Ukraine needs, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect your homeland. and with that US$2.4 billion, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience unforgettable.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the Pentagon has got your back and the adventures never end. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.
Janitors Closet SMP
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!
The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!
Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server. What plugins does the server have? Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins. Can I create my own fantasy nation? Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war. Are moderators active on the server? Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience.