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CraftyNonchalance

CraftyNonchalance, Drama, exaggerated, frivolous, fuss, indifferent, INSIGNIFICANT, MINOR, moot, Negligible, nonchalant, Nonissue, overblown, overhyped, Overrated, Tempest in a teapot, Trifle, trivial, triviality, unimportant, Unnecessary

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts all the creepers in the land, who will then break out into a synchronized dance routine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	7237
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

LoveCrafted

fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being cheated on, fear of being controlled, fear of being hurt, fear of being manipulated, fear of being misunderstood, fear of being taken advantage of, fear of being used, fear of betrayal, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of heartbreak, fear of intimacy, fear of loss, fear of opening up, fear of rejection, fear of trust, fear of vulnerability, LoveCrafted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of your relationships being as unstable as a creeper in a lightning storm? Well fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your in-game relationships will be as strong as diamond armor! Join us and find your perfect player 2, whether you’re looking for a partner to mine diamonds with or someone to build a castle with. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join us and let’s craft a love story together!

PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5201
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5014	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2975
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3214
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Void Gems Collected:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	140
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1694
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6442
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!