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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7779 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!