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ParentalGrief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	9011
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who has the worst parents in history. Will it be Cleopatra, who let her kids play with poisonous snakes as toys? Or maybe Genghis Khan, who made his children fight to the death for his amusement? The drama never ends on our server, so come join the chaos and see who will be crowned the ultimate terrible parent!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	865703
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3181
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	New Chunks Explored:	271100
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Zombie Dances:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!