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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3674 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.