Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

failed remake, Minecraft, lack of creativity, unsatisfactory, lack of understanding

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

Garbage, House, lack of variety, CHORE, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

final fantasy x story, FINAL, negative review, Minecraft, final fantasy x characters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

not worth it, Server, Gaming, console, low performance

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

SwordCraft Minecraft Server

negative review, anger, dislike, Minecraft, hate

Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

reputation, DoorDash, customer service, owner response, Disappointed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

Exploration, Combat, elden ring, Bosses, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most optimal build in the early game that will have you completing the game with ease! And don’t worry, we have DLC that will make your build even more OP. But be warned, once you leave a negative review because the bosses are too easy, there’s no turning back. Join us if you dare, but remember, they can’t be serious…or can they?

GOOMB SMP Fun Zone 1.21.7

smp, Mature Gamers Unite, Resource Gathering Help, Squid Games Recreation, GOOMB

GOOMB SMP

Welcome to GOOMB SMP! This is a vanilla SMP server that is whitelisted and ready for fun!

Server Info:

Version: 1.21.7
Type: Vanilla SMP
Mature: Yes
Features:
- DiscordSRV
- Simple Voice Chat
- BlueMap
- Interactive Chat
- CoreProtect
- ViaVersion
- ViaBackwards

What’s Happening?

First Season: Still going strong after 3 months!
New Additions: Player and mob heads are now in!
Game of Tag: Always a blast, never a dull moment.
Squid Games Event: Big plans for a week-long fun fest!

Discord Fun

Daily Wordle: Keep your brain sharp!
Jokes & Memes: Laughter is the best!
Friendly Community: New folks feel at home right away.
Active Voice Chats: Games and chats all day!

Rules to Follow

Follow all rules in-game and on Discord.
No hate speech or bad vibes.
No NSFW stuff.
Be nice to everyone.
Keep drama out.
Stay mature and use common sense.

Rules will be shared in detail on the server. Read them or else!

How to Join

Join our Discord: Click Here
Read the Rules: They are super important!
Apply to Join: Mods will check your app and let you in.

Join us for fun, friends, and great times!

The Pond SMP: Join Our Quest!

Join, community-driven events, friendly playerbase culture, Semi-Vanilla Experience, smp

Welcome to The Pond SMP!

Are you a builder or redstoner? Join us at The Pond SMP! This is a BRAND NEW semi-vanilla server that kicked off on August 2nd. We need skilled, creative, and friendly folks to help grow our community.

Why Join Us?

Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy a pure Minecraft feel with some cool mods.
Quality of Life Mods: We have Bluemap, Coreprotect, Antixray, and more to keep things smooth and safe.

Important Info

Age: 17+ only. No checks, but lying gets you banned!
Join Process: Apply to get in. We’re super welcoming!
Safe Space: No hate, no harassment. We are proudly LGBTQIA+.
Server Reset: Every ~2 years, so your work will last!

Ready to Join?

Follow this link to get started: Join The Pond SMP

Welcome to The Pond!

Sam’s Ocean Realm Vanilla Snap

mysterious lore exploration, lawless survival challenge, Immersive Survival Mechanics, interactive history exploration, unique snapshot features

Sam’s Minecraft Server [Vanilla] 🌊

Looking for a wild ride? This server runs the latest Minecraft snapshot on a huge, old world made in 2012. It’s packed with ruins, old bases, and hidden secrets. But watch out! The spawn is just endless ocean. No land for thousands of blocks! New players must brave the waves, dodge the ruins, and make their way in this wild, free world.

What’s Out There?

Mystery & Lore: Find old OP gear from past glitches.
Ruined Huts: Read sad signs from players who lost hope.
Big Palaces: Explore vast nether tunnels and railways.
Abandoned Boats: Left behind by players who quit long ago.

Cool Features

Voting Rewards: Get compasses to find old builds.
Chunk Borders: They show paths to hidden spots and ruins.

Rules (Just Two!)

Respect other players.
Don’t crash or lag the server.

Free Play

Griefing and stealing? Totally allowed!
Hacked clients? Bring it on!
Spawn area is safe from lava, TNT, and withers for 256 blocks.

Community Vibe

Most players are in their mid-twenties or older. Mostly Americans, but some speak Russian and Polish too.

Join Us!

Discord: samsmcserver.com/discord
Server IP: samsmcserver.com

Get ready for a unique Minecraft adventure!

Negative Review