negative review – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

Boring, CHORE, chore simulator, Day, ENERGY, Farming, Garbage, grindy, House, lack of variety, Linear, Minecraft, Minigames, murder, negative review, power ups, repetitive tasks, Resource Management, Server, simulation game, SIMULATOR, Time management, unfulfilling, Upgrades

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

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Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

bad console, console, DISAPPOINTING, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Hardware, low performance, Minecraft, negative review, next gen, not worth it, overhyped, pixelcraft, PlayStation, playstation 5, poor quality, PS5, Server, Sony, SUCKS, Technology, unpopular opinion, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

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SwordCraft Minecraft Server

13 years late, 2011, anger, bad game, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Frustration, Fuck Skyward Sword, Gaming Community, hate, Minecraft, negative review, Nintendo, Overrated, piece of shit game, rant, Server, SwordCraft, unpopular opinion, video games, Zelda

Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

bad experience, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFoodies, criticism, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, direct feedback, Disappointed, DISRESPECTFUL, DoorDash, food delivery, Minecraft, negative review, online review, owner response, private message, Professionalism, public review, reputation, restaurant feedback, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

action, Bosses, Challenges, Combat, complete game, Difficulty, dlc, early game, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, Minecraft, negative review, open world, optimal build, Players, Progression, RPG, Server, strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most optimal build in the early game that will have you completing the game with ease! And don’t worry, we have DLC that will make your build even more OP. But be warned, once you leave a negative review because the bosses are too easy, there’s no turning back. Join us if you dare, but remember, they can’t be serious…or can they?

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CraftyChicksMC

acceptance, attraction, beauty, Bodies, Confidence, CraftyChicksMC, Differences, flaws, imperfections, Insecurities, love, Men, Perspectives, physical appearance, positivity, Preferences, reddit, self esteem, self-image, societal standards, Women

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! That’s right, we have custom mounts that will have you soaring through the skies like a majestic poultry prince.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick? Well, now you can on our server! Our custom mobs will have you laughing and crying as you try to survive in this wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you die, you respawn as a different animal! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house as a cow or mine for resources as a squid. It’s pure madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our server.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and diamond-encrusted armor. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on all the ridiculousness!

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CraftyCreeperz: Modi’s Russian Army Escape

Army, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., discharge process, discharge request, early discharge, Escape, foreign affairs, Government, India, Indians, international relations, Military, military personnel, modi, Modis, Moscow talks, Négotiation, political discussions, russia, Russian, Russian army, Seek

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have modi trying to get indians out of the russian army in moscow talks! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see what happens next! who knows, maybe modi will ride in on a unicorn and save the day! you gotta join to find out! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

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SecondHomeCraft

change of address, dwelling, empty house, empty nest, home, Housing, Migration, Moving, moving experience, moving process, new beginnings, Property, real estate, Relocation, residential, second home, SecondHomeCraft, settling in, temporary residence, TRANSITION, vacation home

lol come join dis minecraft server where every empty house is a chance for u to make it ur second home. build ur dream house in da middle of nowhere and pretend u own da whole world. who needs real estate when u got pixels to play with, amirite?

we got a story where a player built a mansion on top of a mountain and declared himself king of the land. he made all da other players pay him taxes in diamonds or they had to fight in a gladiator arena. it was chaos but also kinda fun, u know?

so if u wanna be a land baron or just wanna build a giant statue of a chicken, dis server is for u. join now and let ur imagination run wild. who needs reality when u got minecraft, right?

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SodiumCraft: Anode-Free & Solid State

anode-free, AnodeFree, Breakthrough, clean energy, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmental impact, fast charging, green technology, inexpensive, innovation, lithium-ion, materials science, renewable energy, research, scientists, sodium battery, SodiumCraft, solid, solid-state battery, State, sustainable, Technology

so, liek, u kno how u always run out of battery on ur phone when u play minecraft all day? well, dis server has da solution! we got scientists who created da world’s first anode-free sodium solid-state battery! it’s like magic, but real! u can play all day without worrying about ur battery dying!

and get dis, dis battery is inexpensive, clean, and fast-charging! it’s like da holy grail of batteries, man! no more waiting hours for ur phone to charge while u stare at da wall in boredom. now u can charge up in no time and get back to building dat epic castle u been working on.

but wait, there’s more! dis server is so lit, we got all da cool mods and plugins u could ever want. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure. u never know what u gonna find on dis server, it’s like a mystery box of awesomeness!

so, what u waiting for? come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da power of da anode-free sodium solid-state battery for urself! trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da best decision u ever made in ur minecraft life.

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New Server IP
Elesta

Adventure, BUILD, child, Communication, Community, Community Building, creativity, Discord, Elesta, fun fact, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Project, Rascal1001, Server, Spigot, Spigotserver, Survival, time playing, update, Updatedfrequently, username, Vanilla, Whitelist

This server has been a project child of mine for some time now, ready to start introducing some people to the world of Elesta. Looking to build a community of people that enjoy playing minecraft and enjoy smiliar things as me to foster a bigger community. It is whitelisted momentarily as we look toward entering the next update and waiting for plugins to get updated. Feel free to add my discord to communicate with me in a more timely fashion: Rascal1001 OR you can message me here.

Feel free to send me your MC username:Your total time playing MC:and a fun fact about yourself:

With all of that, Ill whitelist you and we can begin our time together.

31.214.162.27:42042

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Experium SMP: Where Vanilla is a Flavor and Whitelists are the Dress Code! Join the Fun Season inspired by Hermitcraft, 18+ only!

AFK Name Display, Application Process, armor stand statues, Code, Community, Coordinate hud, Datapacks, Details, dress, Experium, flavor, Fun, hermitcraft, Inspired, Join, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Players, Projects, Requirements, rules, Season, Server, Server Location, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, wandering trader, Whitelists, world

About Experium SMP:

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world about a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements:

Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
Be able to remain active
Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
Have decently good Minecraft building skills
Age 18+
Speak English

Server Rules:

Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in game creations
No griefing other members
No taking the resources of other members unless given permission
No use of cheaty mods/hacks such as x-ray
No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
Try to keep builds lag friendly

Server Details:

Details
Version: 1.21
Edition: Java
Difficulty: Hard
Host: Apex Hosting
Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks:

Multiplayer Sleep
AFK Name Display
More Mob Heads
Player Heads
Wandering Trader
Armor Stand Statues
Silence Mobs
Coordinate HUD
Nether Portal Coordinates
Track Statistics
Track Raw Statistics
Anti-Enderman Grief
Unlock All Recipes

FAQ:

Q: How can I apply to join the Experium SMP?

A: You can fill out the application form by visiting this link: Application Form

Q: What are the requirements to become a member?

A: You must have Discord, be 18 or older, speak English, be an experienced Minecraft player with good building skills, and remain active.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Members must show respect to others, avoid griefing, do not take resources without permission, no cheating mods, no duping (except TNT), and build lag-friendly structures.

Q: What are the server details?

A: The server is running on version 1.21, Java edition, with Hard difficulty, hosted by Apex Hosting on the West Coast of the US.

Q: What are the included datapacks?

A: The server includes datapacks such as Multiplayer Sleep, AFK Name Display, More Mob Heads, Player Heads, Wandering Trader, and more.

TryCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanism, cry for help, dark thoughts, depression, emotional pain, failed attempt., Hanging, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, Struggle, suicidal ideation, SUICIDE, Survival, Therapy, TryCraft

Come join our Minecraft server where even death can’t keep us down! We’ve got players who have survived hanging themselves and are now experts at jerking off with pure determination. If you want a server that’s as resilient as a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse, then this is the place for you. Plus, our community is so wild that you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane adventures we can get into together!

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PhatCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, body image, chudding time, combat gear, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, discrimination, fashion, leftfield, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Music, online safety, overly large cargo shorts, oversized clothing, oversized combat boots, Phat Planet, PhatCraft, Server, Targeted, vulnerable transfolk

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re equipped with oversized combat boots and overly large cargo shorts that are somehow tightened around your gut. But don’t worry, because on this server, that’s just the beginning of the madness.

We’ve got vulnerable transfolk being anonymously targeted left and right, because why not add a little drama to your mining and crafting adventures? It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with a side of absolute absurdity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience such a wild and unpredictable world where anything goes? It’s chudding time, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s waiting around the corner.

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BlockBrosLoanDenial

BlockBrosLoanDenial, co-signer, college, Conflict, credit inquiry, CREDIT SCORE, emergency, family, financial aid, loan, loans, payments, Pell grant, private loans, refusing to co-sign, scholarships, selfish, sister, Trust, UNFAIR

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family financial issues? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to co-sign virtual loans for your siblings without any consequences! Build your credit score in the game while avoiding any real-life credit inquiries that could tank your score. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world financial stress. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone calling you selfish or unreasonable – unless it’s in the game chat! So come on over and escape reality with us!

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AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of those pesky villagers constantly getting in your way and stealing your stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve replaced all the villagers with adorable but super annoying penguins! These little guys will waddle around, squawk at you, and even try to steal your diamonds! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos of Penguin Village and see if you can survive their cuteness overload!

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