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Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

Boring, CHORE, chore simulator, Day, ENERGY, Farming, Garbage, grindy, House, lack of variety, Linear, Minecraft, Minigames, murder, negative review, power ups, repetitive tasks, Resource Management, Server, simulation game, SIMULATOR, Time management, unfulfilling, Upgrades

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

critique, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy series, Final Fantasy X, final fantasy x characters, final fantasy x critique, final fantasy x gameplay, final fantasy x graphics, final fantasy x music, final fantasy x opinion, final fantasy x review, final fantasy x story, final fantasy x sucks, Gaming, Minecraft, negative review, opinion, role-playing game, smp, SUCKS, unpopular opinion, video game

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

bad console, console, DISAPPOINTING, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Hardware, low performance, Minecraft, negative review, next gen, not worth it, overhyped, pixelcraft, PlayStation, playstation 5, poor quality, PS5, Server, Sony, SUCKS, Technology, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Emeralds Found:	5159

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

SwordCraft Minecraft Server

13 years late, 2011, anger, bad game, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Frustration, Fuck Skyward Sword, Gaming Community, hate, Minecraft, negative review, Nintendo, Overrated, piece of shit game, rant, Server, SwordCraft, unpopular opinion, video games, Zelda

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

bad experience, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFoodies, criticism, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, direct feedback, Disappointed, DISRESPECTFUL, DoorDash, food delivery, Minecraft, negative review, online review, owner response, private message, Professionalism, public review, reputation, restaurant feedback, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

action, Bosses, Challenges, Combat, complete game, Difficulty, dlc, early game, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, Minecraft, negative review, open world, optimal build, Players, Progression, RPG, Server, strategy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most optimal build in the early game that will have you completing the game with ease! And don’t worry, we have DLC that will make your build even more OP. But be warned, once you leave a negative review because the bosses are too easy, there’s no turning back. Join us if you dare, but remember, they can’t be serious…or can they?

BlockheadBooboos

accident, BlockheadBooboos, blunder, bonehead move, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, injury, laughable, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted injury, silly, stupid

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

MapleCraft: No Russian Propaganda

Backlash, Canadian organization, Censorship, controversy, cultural impact, Decision making, Ethics, film industry, freedom of speech, international relations, MapleCraft, Media, Media influence, News, Outrage, Political, Propaganda, public opinion, Russian, Russian propaganda film, social responsibility, stops airing, supporting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so, like, u know how there’s this canadian organization that was like, airing this russian propaganda film and everyone was like, wtf mate? well, they finally stopped cuz of all the outrage and stuff. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we don’t support no propaganda films, just good ol’ blocky fun. plus, we have this epic story about a creeper who learned to love instead of explode. it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world nonsense behind. blocky adventures await!

What is the IP for Marley Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Marley is a talented musician known for his soulful vocals and catchy melodies. With a passion for storytelling, he weaves personal experiences into his songs, creating a unique and heartfelt sound. Marley has built a dedicated following with his authentic lyrics and charismatic stage presence, making him a rising star in the music industry.

What are Minecraft servers like MineSteal ?

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	5939	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151

Some similar Minecraft servers to MineSteal include: 1. MineSaga 2. SkyBlock 3. PvPWars 4. PvP Land 5. Pepega Network

Each of these servers offers their own unique gameplay elements and immersive experiences, making them great alternatives for players who enjoy MineSteal . Whether you’re looking for intense PvP battles, challenging survival gameplay, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for you. Explore these similar servers today and find your new favorite Minecraft experience!

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SkyTex Adventure

Adventure, building, Castle, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Minigames, Monsters, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to SkyTex’s Adventure!

– Find the best way to make money – Make Super hidden bases – Unlock custom /perks – Upgrade your /rtp system – Buy spawners and more!

Compete for the Seasonal Top Prizes!

51.91.215.51:25636

420Survival

420Survival, adventurers, Adventures, Arena, Battles, bedrock edition, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, dynamic-environment, Economy, Equipment, Friends, Fun, java, KitPvP, Kits, Minecraft, PvP, strategic attacks, Survival, Warriors

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to 420 Survival, the ultimate Minecraft server for adventurers and warriors! Our server offers a fully handcrafted world full of exciting challenges and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s always something new to discover in our dynamic and ever-evolving environment.

One of the most exciting aspects of 420 Survival is our PvP arena, where you can pit yourself against other players in intense battles. Choose from a variety of kits, each with unique abilities and equipment, and prove your worth. Whether you prefer strategic attacks from a distance or diving into the heat of battle, there’s a kit that perfectly suits your playstyle.

Additionally, our server supports cross-platform gameplay, meaning players on both Java and Bedrock Edition can play together. This opens the door for an even larger and more diverse community, where you can always make new friends and work together to overcome the challenges of the server.

Join our vibrant and welcoming community, where players help each other, build together, and go on epic adventures. 420 Survival isn’t just about survival, it’s about having fun and creating a unique Minecraft experience together. Come play today and see what 420 Survival has to offer!

play.420survival.nl

⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ ULTIMATE TEHC❤️ WAS A WIPE Minecraft server

CENTURYMINE, Economy, Hardcore, high technology, Items, launcher, minecraft server, mobs, Mods, new worlds, Private, PvP, Quests, Survival, survival difficulty, Technology, ULTIMATE TECH, unique build

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7274
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

UltimateTech – it’s time for high technology, new worlds and maximum hardcore. Unique build: lots of mods, more than 10 new and interesting worlds, the highest technology. UltimateTech is impossible to describe, to understand you have to go in and see for yourself. Just the facts: more than 10 new worlds, more than 1000 new items, more than 100 new unique mobs, maximum survival difficulty. All this is waiting for you!

Trump’s hair is a creeper – Minecraft server

CHANGE, controversial, corrupt system, Country, crash and burn, creeper, current people in power, Democracy, Dems, election, Government, hair, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, protest, republicans, resistance, revolution, Server, Support, trump, Trumps, Usa, Voting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	97
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the corrupt system in power? Are you ready to shake things up in a chaotic and hilarious way? Then join our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of a world where anything can happen!

Join us and vote for Trump in-game, not because you support him, but because you want to see the world burn in a hilarious and outrageous way. Take down the corrupt politicians, defy the laws of the land, and cause mayhem wherever you go.

Team up with other players who share your desire to see the world crash and burn, and create your own crazy stories and adventures in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

Archive, Burning Memory Edition, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, Fluffy, Gang, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, Llama, login stats, Memories, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! This server is like no other, filled with epic adventures, crazy characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where anything goes, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and explore your wildest fantasies. Our webchat is the perfect place to find like-minded players with similar kinks and fetishes, so you’ll never run out of roleplay partners.

But that’s not all – our group forums are where the real magic happens. Share your roleplay logs, critique each other’s characters, and gossip about all the site drama. Trust us, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the excitement.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and create memories that will burn brighter than the sun in the sky. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the midst of all the chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PhoneSnatcherCraft

aita, clarification, Communication, Contact, Customer, customer service, ethical dilemma, good intentions, growing town, iPhone, judgment, lost and found, Manager, messages, misunderstanding, overreaction, Phone, PhoneSnatcherCraft, Retail, small town

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	532746
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and good intentions… well, most of the time! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the time someone found a diamond sword in a chest and accidentally gave it to a creeper thinking it was a friendly player!

Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a player accidentally built a roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant armor for situations like that!

Join us for a community like no other, where you never know what will happen next. Just like the time a player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased by them instead. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mishap that will have everyone laughing for days!