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Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

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Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

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SwordCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Skyward Sword? Join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying Ender Dragon about that game! We’re so over it, we’re like a creeper ready to explode with excitement for all the fun you’ll have on our server.

Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.

So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most optimal build in the early game that will have you completing the game with ease! And don’t worry, we have DLC that will make your build even more OP. But be warned, once you leave a negative review because the bosses are too easy, there’s no turning back. Join us if you dare, but remember, they can’t be serious…or can they?

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BlockChainCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

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BlarnSMP

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A semi-vanilla server focused on building, raiding, redstone, and sword PvP. Crystals and anchors are disabled to encourage sword/axe PvP. We also have sethomes, some gameplay tweaks, and RTP to boost your play!

Come and join!

smp.durk.me:25858

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

b0ka.vanillaboxmc.ru

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PIZZASMP – Survival with custom items

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Brand new SMP server with Land Claiming, PVP, support for Custom Items using itemsadder, cosmetics and a wardrobe system to equip them.

Currently looking for Staff Members if interested make sure to join the discord server.

Coin system and coinshop to puchase upgrades and perks also Crate Keys, everything can be earned in-game no P2W.

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CraftyRimworld – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chill Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our Relax Edition server is the perfect place to kick back, build some epic structures, and just vibe with your fellow gamers.

Looking for some DLC? Well, we can’t guarantee it’s worth it, but hey, why not pirate it first and give it a whirl? And don’t forget to pick up the required reading for all game devs and gamers – it’s a must-have!

Unfortunately, Dwarf Fortress isn’t welcome here, but who needs it when you’ve got mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman to take your gameplay to the next level? Trust us, once you download these bad boys, you’ll never look back.

And if you’re new to the server and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy pastebin guide. We’ve got all the info you need to make sure your game runs smoothly and your mod load order is on point.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

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Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

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Olympus MC

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!!CRACKED SERVER!! (use /register,/login)

We are a couple of friends that tried to play skyblock after a very long time. We tried playing on different cracked skyblock servers but nothing pleased us , as we found very low effort being put into their making. This server was created to be able to bring to you the experience we missed. It includes a customized personal Island, Public Farm Islands, Minions and a unique job system. All of these ensure a balanced economy and an adventurous journey . Give us a visit <3

play.mc-olympus.com

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Myth Network

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Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

rpgmyth.net

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/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

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CraftyFag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

But be warned, the diamond llama is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t worry though, we have a secret weapon to help you defeat them – enchanted bacon swords!

Once you’ve conquered the diamond llama and claimed your wishes, you can relax in our luxury spa made entirely out of emerald blocks. Yes, you heard that right, EMERALD BLOCKS!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously absurd adventures begin!

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