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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1857 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.
