Crafty Catastrophes Co.

Catastrophes, misguided wisdom, harmful suggestions, unwise choices, flawed advice

🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!
Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!
Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).
The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!
End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!
Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!
Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!
In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

TipsyCraft

Fun, MISTAKES, intoxication, celebration, Laughter

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Minigames, Factions

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069

The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

Minecraft, Roleplay, Version 1.20.1, Server, team-up

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

144.126.153.174:25765

Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

Discord, Moonbat, Events, Community, PvP

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Creative Server	Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
Survival SMP (No-Griefing)	Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Server Details

IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

/int/Support Minecraft Server

Server, Stance, Community, War, discussion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

smp, kurks captured, kurks already captured, already you liar, Kurk

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

threat, concern, sense of humor, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

NoRoom4U

family friend, home, parents, hotel room, Train

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Takeover

control, territorial disputes, geopolitical tensions, international relations, occupation

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s Kursk Oblast one block at a time! we got 74 settlements under our control and we’re not stoppin’ there! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land in the name of ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, all in the name of fun and games! let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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