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Cube Eater’s Energy Absorption

Absorption, calorie deficit, calories, chilling effect, cooling effect, Cube, dieting, Eaters, ENERGY, energy absorption, frozen treat, frozen water, health benefits, hydration, ice cube, low calorie snack, metabolism, negative calories, Refreshing, summer snack, Thermogenesis, water intake, weight loss, weight management

join this epic minecraft server where eating an ice cube gives you MINUS calories cuz it sucks up energy like a black hole!!!!!! become a calorie ninja and lose weight while gaming, who needs the gym when you have minecraft??!?!?!? plus, our server has a secret level where you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with rainbow lasers. true story, bro. so come join us and level up your gaming AND your fitness goals at the same time. it’s like a workout for your brain, but with more explosions and less sweat. LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!

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PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

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FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

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BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

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CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!
imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

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KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!
imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

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AngryTabletTrouble

anger, AngryTabletTrouble, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Development, Difficulties, digital devices, early childhood, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Frustration, learning, mental health, parenting, preschooler, screen time, Skills, study, tablet use, Technology

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.

if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.

who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.

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crunchymc.mcserver.us

3v3, End.., Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Operators, PvP, Server, Survival

i added a game called 3v3 its like pvp just there are 2 teams of 3 and i made a mini game called get to the end and its survivle and if you join the first 3 people will be server operators

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Anyone need a home? Just kidding, this server is full of crazies. Enjoy! Whitelist Java

Alexs, arsnouveau, building, casualworld, Community, crackedaccounts, Crazies, Create, Curseforge, Dimensions, Enjoy, full, home, java, Kidding, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Moddedserver, modprofile, multiplayer, optimised, Server, terraingeneration, Whitelist, zipfiles

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Casual world with focus on aesthetics and exploration
Major Mods	Create, Ars Nouveau, Alex’s, terrain generation
Additional Features	Extra dimensions, optimized gameplay

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	A casual world focused on aesthetics and exploration
What are the major mods on the server?	Create, Ars Nouveau, Alex’s, terrain generation
Are there any additional features?	Extra dimensions and optimized gameplay
Can I import a CurseForge profile or full mod .zip?	Yes, you can import a CurseForge profile or a full mod .zip if needed
Do you allow cracked accounts?	No, cracked accounts are not allowed on the server

BoomerRage Minecraft Server

age demographics, anglo boomers, baby boomers, BoomerRage, Community, cultural clashes, culture, cycling, cycling enthusiasts, environmental impact, fitness trends, generational divide, health benefits, leisure activity, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, physical activity, Server, social trends, societal changes, societal norms, Transportation, Urban planning

Are you tired of anglo boomers constantly getting triggered by cycling culture? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their madness! Join us and pedal your way through a world where cycling is not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.
Our server is filled with epic bike races, where you can challenge other players to see who is the ultimate cycling champion. But beware, there are anglo boomers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your ride with their anti-cycling propaganda.

Join us now and show those anglo boomers that cycling culture is here to stay, whether they like it or not! Plus, rumor has it that if you win enough races, you’ll unlock a secret bike made entirely out of diamond blocks. So hop on your virtual bike and let’s pedal our way to victory!

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