On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of therapy sessions in pixel form, where you can work out your issues with virtual blocks instead of real tears. Build your way to a better relationship with your stepkids, or just block them out completely – the choice is yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your worth as a parent and spouse in the world of Minecraft. Join now and show everyone that you can handle the heat, even if it’s coming from a bunch of pixelated kids who think they know it all. Let’s block and roll!
Join our server for a chance to team up with these mischievous sea monkeys and embark on epic quests to find buried treasure, battle giant squids, and maybe even ride a dolphin into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even be crowned the honorary captain of the sea monkey crew!
So say goodbye to boring gaming experiences and hello to the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs serious gamers when you can have sea monkeys as your teammates? Join now and prepare for a gaming adventure like no other!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama, because things are about to get wild!
So, when did you realize you were “cooked”? Probably the moment you decided to join our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves trained in the art of PvP.
But beware, the legendary Ender Dragon roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to challenge. Will you be the one to take it down and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?
So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!
| Platform | Server Address |
|---|---|
| Java | mc.bucketry.net |
| Bedrock | mc.bucketry.net:19132 |
Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
Wiki: https://bucketry.net
Embark on an Epic Adventure in Bucketry Minecraft, where every moment is an opportunity to discover new realms, conquer mighty challenges, and leave your mark on a world brimming with endless possibilities.
A: You can join the Java server at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server at mc.bucketry.net:19132.
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE.
A: Yes, there are specialized activities like PyroFishing, PyroFarming, and PyroMining for players to explore.
A: You can use the intuitive Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to claim and protect your land.
A: Yes, you can experience temporary flying abilities to explore the world from new perspectives.
Join us and become a PhaseGod, a legendary being with the power to control time and space in the game. Imagine being able to pause the game whenever you need to take a bathroom break or fast forward through those pesky nighttime mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive in-game events. From giant chicken races to treasure hunts with explosive surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the PhaseGods community. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all, our SMP is also home to a hidden village of real-life anthros who are just waiting to meet you. Imagine the adventures you’ll have and the friendships you’ll make with these unique creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living out your wildest anthro fantasies!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond mine hidden deep within our world that is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture into the mine and claim your riches? Join our Minecraft SMP now and find out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join our SMP and you could be the next chosen one to lead the Chicken Kingdom to victory!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where love is just a /tp away and chickens rule the land. Who knew pixelated blocks could hold so much excitement?
