Negative Attention MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Impact Zone

Zone, destructive behavior, lack of empathy, self-centered actions, attention seeking

so u wanna join dis server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da craziest place u eva gonna be in. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies singin.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. we got secret treasure hidden in da depths of da mines, dragons dat u can ride into battle, n a secret society of llamas dat control da server.

but wait, there’s more! we got a special event every week where u gotta fight off an army of evil chickens dat are tryna take over da server. and if u win, u get a special prize of a diamond-encrusted sword dat shoots out fireworks.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? it’s all part of da fun!

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HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP

unwarranted criticism, unjustified hate, unwarranted hate, hate victims, excessive hate

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. The admins are like, the coolest people ever and they give out diamonds like candy, no joke.

So like, the other day, I was mining for some diamonds and I accidentally dug into this secret underground base full of rare loot. And get this, it belonged to a group of evil llamas who were plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, I totally defeated them with my epic diamond sword and saved the day.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this legendary player on the server who goes by the name of “ChickenMan” and he’s like, the most OP player ever. He once built a giant chicken statue that shot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge him. It was insane.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy Minecraft SMP and be part of all the wacky adventures, then you better hurry up and join before the llamas come back for revenge. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenManForPresident

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AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

negative attention, craving attention, seeking validation, seeking recognition, Inappropriate Behavior

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

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HateCraftCelebs

Fame, negative attention, Backlash, public opinion, Media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want drama, gossip, and celebrity scandals! Join us and participate in heated debates about which celebrity deserves the hate they get. Will it be Justin Bieber for his questionable fashion choices? Or maybe Kanye West for his outlandish tweets? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on our server! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret underground bunker where all the celebrities hide from their haters. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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Teenage LOL Minecraft Server

self-consciousness, Stares, ridicule, teenagers, peer pressure

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable fashion sense in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can wear a watermelon on your head and no one will bat an eye! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. Who needs judgmental teenagers when you can have a whole community of fellow weirdos to laugh with? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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CreeperControl911

pet control, pet safety, CreeperControl911, leash laws, pet roaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take neighborly disputes to a whole new level! Join us in our virtual court where you can unleash your fury on pesky neighbors and their unruly dogs.

Imagine a world where you can chase away dogs, yell at neighbors, and even call animal control all from the comfort of your own blocky home. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a fun and interactive way.

And don’t worry about proof or consequences – in our world, you can deliver warnings and document everything with just a few clicks. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So come join us and show those virtual neighbors who’s boss. Who knew that a simple game could provide so much entertainment and satisfaction? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

smp, LostInLife30, self reflection, advice, self improvement

OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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CraftyPositiveVibes

self appreciation, self worth, Confidence, self-identity, CraftyPositiveVibes

Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

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CraftyPutinWarFun

putin, united states, russia, world news, foreign policy

so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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Camel Milk Crafters

enzymes, Crafters, immune system, bovine milk, gastrointestinal health

come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

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