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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 678 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9900 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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