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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

adult life, apartment lease, Bitcoin, budgeting, college certificate, emergency fund, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Investment, Job Search, long-term planning, maxing out ira, Minecraft, money market account, neeting, no debt, PixelPunch, relocating, relocating expenses, Retirement, roth ira, savings, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer more riches than a money market account, more excitement than investing in Bitcoin, and more fun than finishing college with no debt! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success.

With no job and no debt, you’ll have all the time in the world to explore our server and discover hidden treasures. Our community is filled with players who are ready to help you navigate through the virtual world and make the most of your resources.

Forget about relocating to a new state and getting a job, join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs a Roth IRA when you can invest in diamonds and emeralds? Max out your virtual IRA and watch your in-game wealth grow beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to adulting and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7961	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Emeralds Found:	8469	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!

Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers are the HR Department

Another Day, another shit interview, blocky, Blunders, career deception, CREEPERS, cv, Department, Explaining, fake job, Frustration, job application, job experience, job history, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job qualifications, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying.., neeting, tired, unemployment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring interviews and pretending to be a responsible adult with a real job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and tell everyone you’re a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional bubble wrap popper. No one will question your career choices here, just come and have a blast building, exploring, and trolling other players. Who needs a real job when you can have this much fun in our virtual world? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

ass, desire, FADES, FANTASY, Find, fuck, grill, GrillCraft, indulgence, jerk off, Kinky, Lust, Mining, Naughty, neeting, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Start, STOP, taboo, temptation, wish, zdrada

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

asylum rights, asylum seekers, border control, eastern europe, european union, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international law, legal implications, migration management, mobs, Poland, PolandCraft, policy enforcement, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, Server, Social Impact, undocumented, undocumented migration

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1825
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Towns Built:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Dragon Eggs Found:	6397	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	168

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!