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The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Zombie Dances:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job

career, comfy job, dream job, family pressure, isolated cubicle, Job, meet women, Minecraft, misfits, neet life, opportunities, Positive, real job, service, shitty job, truecel, well paid

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no chance of meeting women? Are you sick of your family pressuring you to be a corporate drone? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of isolation and celibacy!

Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).

Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

anxiety, Barber, barber phobia, Cut, cut my own hair, diamonds, DIY grooming, DIY haircut, Fun, hair, hair cutting, hair styling, hair trimming, home haircut, mental health, NEET, neet life, NeetCrafter, Paranoid, personal grooming, quarantine haircut, self grooming, self haircut, self-care, social anxiety

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5801	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

LOL NEETcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators and Gamers with Unfinished Homework! Join Now!

antiwork, Carefree, chilling, Contentment, do nothing, easylife, freedom, Gamers, Happy, homework, Join, Lazy, leisure, Lifestyle, lol, Minecraft, NEET, neet life, NEETcraft, nojob, noresponsibility, PROCRASTINATORS, Relaxation, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, unemployment, Unfinished, unproductive, work

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Runes Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to be a professional NEET in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for all the lazy souls out there!

Join us and never worry about working or responsibilities again, because on our server, being a professional NEET is not just a dream, it’s a lifestyle! Build your own little cozy NEET cave, where you can spend hours on end doing absolutely nothing productive.

But wait, there’s more! We have virtual pizza delivery service that brings you unlimited pizza to keep you fueled up for all that gaming. And don’t worry about hygiene, because our virtual showers will keep you clean and shiny, without ever having to leave the comfort of your NEET cave.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner NEET with pride! Let’s build a world where laziness is a virtue and potato chips are the currency!

The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

Apparition, burning eyes, Damned, damned soul, fear, Haunting, haunting presence, Horror, insectoid demons, legion of demons, melting flesh, Minecraft, Muhammed, night, Nightmares, orcish tongue, rave, red eyes, Scared, screaming, smp, Soul, Supernatural, Tormenting, torments

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

MineCraftMishaps

Adversity, challenge, coping mechanism, Experience, Failure, growth, hard way, hindsight, lesson learned, life experience, life lesson, MineCraftMishaps, mistake, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, setback, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

MissileCraft Airlines

AIR FRANCE, Airlines, airspace, Aviation, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, Flight, headline, Incident, incident response, International, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, News, Planes, Safety, SECURITY, Transportation, travel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	5568
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Items Found:	2082
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

Smile Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

appreciation, best friends, Bond, Caring, close friends, Companionship, Connection, friendship, Gratitude, Heartfelt moments, Heartwarming, heartwarming friendship, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, relationship, smp, soulmates, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6083	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!