Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	690	Players Killed by Monsters:	7334
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	892	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2113	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9109	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	127
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ores Mined:	7583
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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