SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need coffee

#cantsleep, #earlymorning, #needcoffee, #needrest, #nightowl, #sleeplessnight, #sleepyaf, #sleepyeyes, #sleepyhead, #sleepyheadclub, #sleepymood, #sleepyvibes, #sotired, #wideawake, bedtime, coffee, CREEPERS, exhausted, insomnia, sleepy, SleepyCraft, Sleepytime, tired

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7560
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of feeling like shit at 2am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality by building a virtual world where you can be the king of the night! Say goodbye to feeling like crap and hello to endless adventures and fun on our server. Who needs sleep when you can mine diamonds and slay zombies all night long? Join now and never feel like shit at 2am again!

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

asian, Asian wives, blacked, BWC memes, common, Cultural differences, fetishization, fleeting pleasure, hollow happiness, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, low hanging fruit, Men, Minecraft, porn addicts, racial preferences, smp, Stereotypes, temporary happiness, toxic masculinity, unfulfilling, White, white men, White Supremacy, Wives, WMAF

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

adoption, christmas, CreeperChristmasTripNope, Doting, emotional boundaries, family celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family obligations., family trip, first child, holiday scheduling, Manager, nursery setup, pregnancy announcement, pregnant cousin, Resentment, Schedule, skipping family events

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	194	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

CraftyLifeQuest

aspirations, career path, Clarity, CraftyLifeQuest, Decision making, determination, Direction, dreams, Exploration, fulfillment, goals, inspiration, Journey, life choices, life purpose, motivation, Passion, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

CraftyXi_USbffs

China and US partnership, China-US Relations, Chinese President, cooperation, CraftyXi_USbffs, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Partnership, US-China relations, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping administration, Xi Jinping and US, Xi Jinping diplomacy, Xi Jinping foreign relations, Xi Jinping leadership, Xi Jinping quotes, Xi Jinping speech

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

adult players, BATTLING, building, Chill, competitive, crafting stations, Custom Gear, Fun, interactive board, Leveling, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, Mounts, MurkCraft, Mythical, neighbors, Pets, rpg classes, Skills, smp, Sport, tutorials, Unique Economy, Vanilla Survival, Vendors

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	5825
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

MurkCraft Minecraft Server

IP	play.murkpvp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

✨ What We Offer:

🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server adult-only?	Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
Are there opportunities to become staff?	Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
How can I earn currency on the server?	You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
Can I bring my own pets and mounts?	Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beautiful landscapes, Crafty, culture, Diversity, experiences, Food, heritage, Insights, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi, local cuisine, Malaysia, Malaysian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Penang, Perspectives, reflections, Server, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, tropical paradise

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2092
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	1469	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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