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Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	6208	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Dragon Eggs Found:	1754	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchantments Applied:	106
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3308
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	111990	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7741	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	172
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	3011
Dragon Eggs Found:	817	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	6989
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Animals Bred:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!