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  • Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

    Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    DescriptionTired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
    CommunityWelcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
    RulesLight rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
    DiscordAll members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How long has the community been around?The community has been together for the past few years.
    What type of players are you looking for?We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
    Are there any rules on the server?We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
    Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

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  • Sox SMP – We’re only open 3 days a week to give the servers a much needed break!

    Sox SMP – We’re only open 3 days a week to give the servers a much needed break!

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    Sox SMP Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Sox SMP Minecraft Server!

    Are you looking for an exciting Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Sox SMP is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and we’re ready to welcome new members to our thriving community. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, grinder, redstoner, or a natural leader, you’ll find your place in our server. We have a rich lore that adds depth to your adventures and keeps the gameplay fresh and engaging. Our Discord community is large and active, with 297 members and counting, making it easy to find friends and team up for projects or events. We use a few carefully selected plugins that keep the experience close to vanilla while adding just a touch of enhancement. To join, you must have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed, which brings a whole new level of interaction to our server. Come be a part of Sox SMP! Adventure awaits! Join our Discord for more info and to get started!


    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join Sox SMP?Yes, the server is open to new members every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Make sure to join our Discord for more information and to get started!
    What kind of players will enjoy Sox SMP?Players of all types, whether you enjoy building, PvP, grinding, redstone engineering, or leading are welcome on Sox SMP.
    How many members are in the Discord community?Our Discord community has 297 members and counting.
    What plugins does Sox SMP use?We use carefully selected plugins that enhance gameplay while keeping the server close to vanilla.
    Do I need to install any mods to join Sox SMP?Yes, you must have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed to join the server.

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  • Welcome to LunarCraft, where even the cows are over the moon about our vanilla server! No whitelist needed!

    Welcome to LunarCraft, where even the cows are over the moon about our vanilla server! No whitelist needed!

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    LunarCraft Season 2
    HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

    Overview

    • Survival SMP server modeled after HermitCraft
    • Mostly vanilla experience with common SMP plugins
    • Small to medium sized community on Discord
    • Started on 4/20

    ❓Who Are We?

    LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after similar servers such as HermitCraft. Our server have a small to medium sized community that communicates mostly on discord. The current world was created on 4/20 this year. We do require our players to be at minimum above 16 years of age and have a certain level of maturity.

    ❗Things To Know About LunarCraft:

    • Player Oriented Economy
    • Anti-Grief Protection
    • Anti-Cheats
    • Small, Tight-knit Playerbase
    • Responsive Staff Team
    • Welcoming Community
    • Dynmap

    🌙Why LunarCraft?

    Our server is up 24/7, run on a high-quality, dedicated server to ensure no lag. LunarCraft is staffed by experienced and responsible moderators and populated by a dedicated and welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.

    🎉How to Join?

    To join, you must first be whitelisted by filling out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/etqvCCwh. For any questions or concerns, feel free to contact “mutson” on Discord.

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  • Strap on your adventure pants for the Ultimate Survival Showdown! No square brackets needed.

    Strap on your adventure pants for the Ultimate Survival Showdown! No square brackets needed.

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    Legion MC Server Overview

    Server NameLegion MC
    IP AddressPLAY.THELEGIONMC.COM
    FeaturesCustom Items, Skills System, Jobs System, Regular Events, Player-Driven Economy, Responsive Staff Team, Epic Builds and Landmarks
    CompatibilityMulti-version – Java Minecraft

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Why Choose Legion MC?

    At Legion MC, you’re not just joining a server; you’re becoming part of a vibrant community. Our players are friendly, helpful, and always up for an adventure. Whether you’re looking for new friends or epic battles, you’ll find it here.

    What Unique Gameplay Mechanics does Legion MC offer?

    Legion MC offers custom features such as the Skills System, Jobs System, Custom Items, and progression system to add depth and excitement to survival gameplay.

    Are there Regular Events and Challenges on Legion MC?

    Boredom is not an option at Legion MC. The server hosts regular events, challenges, and tournaments including Art Contests, building contests, boss battles, and pvp events.

    Is the Economy player-driven on Legion MC?

    Yes, the economy on Legion MC is mostly player-driven. Players can trade with others, set up their own shops, and become savvy entrepreneurs.

    Does Legion MC have a Responsive Staff Team?

    Yes, Legion MC has a dedicated staff team that is available to help players with questions and provide assistance. The staff actively works to improve the server based on player feedback.

    What is the multi-version Compatibility like on Legion MC?

    Legion MC welcomes various different versions of java Minecraft, allowing players to join the fun no matter which version they prefer or offers the best performance.

    Disclaimer: The content above is up-to-date as of April 2024, join our discord to stay in the loop!

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  • Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance – Where even creepers appreciate fine art and redstone contraptions, no mods needed!

    Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance – Where even creepers appreciate fine art and redstone contraptions, no mods needed!

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    Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

    Features
    Dynmap
    War & Diplomacy
    Sieges
    Roleplay
    World Map Set in the 16th Century
    Suggestion Chat to Add New Features

    (I’m actually a player so if you wanna join the Ottoman Empire, hit me up)

    Join Now!!! https://discord.gg/MKh3bBfaxm

    FAQs:

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.
    Can I roleplay as a citizen?Yes, you can join as a citizen and participate in battles and roleplay scenarios.
    Are there any restrictions on building?There are no specific restrictions on building, but you must adhere to the server rules and regulations.
    How can I suggest new features for the server?You can use the Suggestion Chat provided in the server to suggest new features or improvements.

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  • Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

    Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    DescriptionEmbark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4).
    Features
    • Diamond-driven player economy with 15+ player-operated stores
    • Weekly events including parkour challenges, building contests, and PvP tournaments
    • BlueMap for exploring the world and admiring creations
    • 18+ community focused on kindness and maturity
    • No pay-to-win elements, progression based on perseverance
    Websitehttps://terranovasmp.net/
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    What version of Minecraft does Terra Nova use?Terra Nova currently uses version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.
    Is the server strictly for players 18 and older?Yes, Terra Nova is an 18+ community focused on maturity and kindness.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks. Progression is based on perseverance and hard work.
    How can I join Terra Nova?You can visit the server website at https://terranovasmp.net/ and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh.

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  • Not So Hermit-y Craft [SMP] 1.20.4 – No Whitelist Needed! Java Edition

    Not So Hermit-y Craft [SMP] 1.20.4 – No Whitelist Needed! Java Edition

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    Server NameNotHermitCraft
    Server TypeVanilla Survival Multiplayer
    Supported VersionJava Minecraft 1.20.4

    Server Overview

    NotHermitCraft is a family-friendly, community-driven server established in 2019. Inspired by HermitCraft, the server aims to provide a long-lasting and immersive Minecraft experience for players of all ages and backgrounds. Join the Discord server to apply for whitelist and participate in various in-game events and activities.

    FAQ

    What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is not disclosed. Please join the Discord server to apply for whitelist.

    Are mods required to play on the server?

    Players can join with no mods installed, but Simple Voice Chat (2.5.12) is highly encouraged for better communication.

    What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    The server hosts various events including minigames, roleplaying activities, UHC, Blood on the Clocktower, and non-Minecraft game nights. There are also small daily and big monthly in-game events for players.

    How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply to join the server, join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided for whitelist application.

    Is the server difficulty set to hard?

    Yes, the server difficulty is set to hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

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  • Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

    Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

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  • CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

    CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

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  • YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

    YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Capsule Craze: Loot Box Legacy

    Capsule Craze: Loot Box Legacy

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    haha so like, did you know that those lil toy machines where you put in a coin and get a surprise toy are like, the OG loot boxes? like, mind blown, right? well guess what, on our minecraft server, we take that concept to a whole new level! you never know what you’re gonna get when you open a chest or defeat a boss. it’s like a surprise every time! plus, we have this crazy story about how the owner of the server actually used to be a professional toy capsule collector and now he’s turned his obsession into this epic minecraft world. join us for some wacky adventures and tons of surprises!

    IP: toyCapsuleMadness.About.minecraft

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  • Spider Silk Stronger Server

    Spider Silk Stronger Server

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    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the spiders are like super jacked and their silk is like indestructible, bro. like, you can use it to make armor that can stop a creeper explosion or even use it as sutures for when you accidentally fall into a ravine and need to patch yourself up. join our server and become a spider silk warrior, fighting off mobs with your super strong and stretchy armor. plus, you get to hang out with some seriously buff spiders, like, how cool is that? come join us and be a part of this epic adventure!

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  • Join SypherPK’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details

    Join SypherPK’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details

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    Does SypherPK Have a Minecraft Server?

    SypherPK, a well-known gaming content creator and streamer, has garnered a massive following for his Fortnite gameplay and unique entertaining style. As fans delve into his content, many are now curious whether SypherPK has ventured into Minecraft with an official server.

    Server Info

    As of now, SypherPK does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans are eager for this possibility due to his engaging personality and interactive content style.

    No Official Server? Consider These Alternatives

    While there’s currently no official SypherPK Minecraft server, fans can explore several popular community servers that echo the engaging, creative spirit SypherPK represents:

    1. Hypixel

      • IP: mc.hypixel.net
      • Known for its diverse mini-games, including Bed Wars and SkyBlock.
    2. Mineplex

      • IP: us.mineplex.com
      • Offers various game modes and is beginner-friendly.
    3. Hermitcraft Server
      • A private server featuring notable Minecraft YouTubers, known for collaborative builds and projects.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on SypherPK’s potential Minecraft involvement, follow him on his official social channels:

    For alternative Minecraft experiences, check the referred servers above, which provide rich gameplay options that might satisfy the gaming cravings of SypherPK fans.

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  • LanderYT

    LanderYT

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    Server Overview

    Server Name:LanderYT SMP
    IP:Not provided
    Version:Not provided
    Player Count:Not provided
    Features:
    • Custom texture pack
    • Restricted teleport command
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft
    • DiscordSRV integration
    • CoreProtect plugin
    • Events with event coins rewards

    FAQ

    What is the application process like?

    Players are required to fill out a detailed application form showcasing their playstyle, experience, and expectations for acceptance into the server.

    Can I use custom items from the texture pack for gameplay advantage?

    No, the custom items are purely for aesthetic purposes and do not provide any extra functionality to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience.

    What rewards can I expect from server events?

    Event coins are rewarded, which can be used to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items mentioned above.

    Is the chat moderated on the server?

    While the staff team aims to maintain peace and harmony, not all chat can be moderated. However, community concerns are listened to and addressed.

    For more information and to join the server, visit https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn.

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  • Ruby SMP

    Ruby SMP

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    Ruby SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    FeatureDescription
    Whitelisted 18+Server only allows players 18 years old and above
    Hosted in EuropeOptimal performance across most regions
    Vanilla MechanicsTNT, carpet, rail and gravity block duping enabled; bedrock breaking allowed
    Minimal PluginsKeeps experience close to vanilla
    Public Farms & Shared BuildsShared farms and builds open for everyone to use
    Planned Shared StorageMain storage system in the works for easier collaboration
    World Seed SharedSeed available to all members for planning
    Quad Witch Hut ProjectBig group build project

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the Ruby SMP Minecraft Server?

    Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/p8hqabWJ to apply for membership.

    What age group is allowed on the server?

    Players must be 18 years old and above to join the server.

    Are there any restrictions on building styles?

    Players are encouraged to work on technical builds, redstone projects, and large-scale collaborative projects.

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  • Dog Eat Dog Survival Zone

    Dog Eat Dog Survival Zone

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    🚀 Join the Insanity: Where Blocks Are Living Beings and Reality Is a Suggestion! 😱

    This is NOT just a Minecraft server; this is a portal into the kaleidoscope abyss where cats play chess while the moon whispers secrets about your past! Are you ready to embrace the chaos and live in the worst nightmare morphing into the best dream? The fabric of reality is thinning, and YOU could be the one to patch it up with your diamond pickaxe! Join NOW or be forever lost in a vortex of average gameplay!

    🚧 Cursed Features🔮 Descriptions That Make No Sense
    Nightmares on a StickDelicious food items that scream when you bite into them, but only at midnight!
    Zombie DemocracyVote for which player gets eaten first every Friday! Spoiler: It’s you!
    Gravity? Who’s She?Walk upside down and punch the ceilings while trying to eat the floor – it’s always fresh!
    Constantly Changing BiomesYesterday it was desert; today it’s an existential crisis of ice! Subscribe to confusion!
    Free SauceCollect mysterious liquids that teleport you to alternate dimensions where cows are your overlords!

    🔍 FAQ: Your Questions Answered, Or Not?

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining the server is like trying to catch a shadow with a butterfly net. Just follow the trails of spaghetti and listen for the whispers of the blue elephants!

    Q: What rules are enforced?

    A: Rules? What are those? I once thought a rule was an orange cat in a space suit! Just don’t step on the purple grass; it might explode in existential dread.

    Q: Can I build anything I want?

    A: Of course, if you believe in small monkeys selling lemonade! But beware, if you build a fortress, you may accidentally create a portal to the Land of Eternal Regret!

    💬 Random Quotes from Reality’s Fringes

    “Why do people want to uphold this dog eats dog society?”

    “Im under extreme pressure not to fuck up or else i get dumped on.”

    “And the only way to get these people to do something is to do the same ffs.”

    Join us before the pillows revolt and take over the universe! This might be your last chance to question EVERYTHING. No refunds on sanity.

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  • Mom’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Dream Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Mysterious Realm of Cubed Delirium!

    Forget your reality! Welcome to the lush, cactus-ridden void of pixelated pandemonium, where your grandmother’s cat can be a ruler, and the ice cream dragon serenades the moons! This is not just a server, it’s an experience! Enter the land where mushrooms wear top hats and every block tells a story… but the stories are all wrong!

    SERVER FEATURES!

    FeatureDescription
    Inverted Gravity BlocksWalk on the ceiling while the floor screams. Perfect for toe exercises!
    Quantum SheepThey exist. They don’t exist. They might be plotting. Be careful!
    Free SpaghettiNo pasta here, just an illusion. Better get your forks!
    Ghostly CreepersExplode on demand! Just like my mother during family reunions.
    Unlimited TNTOnly one rule: don’t blow up the space-time continuum. Oops!

    Player Reviews

    “I swear the llamas whispered my deepest secrets in Spanish!”

    “The cows declared war. I had to build a bunker… in a volcano.”

    “I joined a cult of breadsticks. You will too!”

    “The barrels stole my soul, but it’s okay because I found a fortune cookie!”

    Join Us If You Dare!

    Can you survive the cryptic conundrums of illogical blocky landscapes? The void beckons! Remember, every time you blink, reality shifts, and you may just end up in the Upside-Down Chasm of Mystifly! Never forget: Look under your bed for the sentient pickaxe. It might just save your life—or doom you forever!

    WARNING!

    Do not feed the llamas after midnight! They have sharp memories. Also, cupcakes have been known to explode. You have been warned! Trust no one.

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  • NecklaceNoob: Family Feud Fun!

    NecklaceNoob: Family Feud Fun!

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    Welcome to the Necklace of Doom Minecraft Server: A Multiverse of Misplaced Treasure and Perilous Family Ties!

    🌪️ Enter at Your Own Risk! Prepare to plunge into an unholy dimension where loss and chaos thrive together like a pair of undead twins. This is no ordinary server; here, the anguish of familial bonds warps into a vortex of pixelated calamity!

    🏰 Realm Highlights:

    • Absurd Family Dynamics Realms: Play as Becca, the Keeper of Lost Jewelry, or step into the shoes of Rose, wandering the perilous paths of teen embarrassment and guilty tears. Will you steal a precious necklace—or simply lose it under your mother’s car to face the chaotic consequences?

    • The Grand Jewelry Heist Mini-Game: Experience the thrill of thievery as you ‘borrow’ enchanted necklaces with perilous backgrounds. Just make sure to check your inventory, or you might find yourself grounded in the Nether!
    FeatureDescription
    The Locking Jewelry BoxThe ultimate safe haven for your pixels! Protect your treasures like Becca, or risk them to the whims of teenaged ‘mistakes’.
    Upside-Down ResponsibilityJoin the debate on parenting styles—choose to coddle or confront; everyone has an opinion, but nobody can agree!
    Angry Specter of a GrandfatherEncounter Becca’s grandfather as a ghostly adviser giving you secret tips on how to navigate family drama. His wisdom: "For every necklace lost, a tear is shed in the End."

    💥 Conspiratorial Assertions: Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 mysterious countries due to its chaotic bending of familial logic and morality. What exactly are they trying to hide? Maybe the truth about necklaces possessing otherworldly powers. Engage in side-quests that reveal dubious truths about jewelry that could unlock dimensional rifts!

    Testimonials from the Multiverse:

    "I have never felt more connected to my fictional daughter while arguing about a digital necklace—a pure existential crisis!" – User1234

    "Why does my inventory keep getting filled with stolen regrets? I’m just trying to build a house!" – LostNoob

    🕵️ Frequently Asked Questions (That Don’t Clear Anything Up):

    • Q: Can I trust Rose? A: Is trust ever truly tangible, or just another illusion lurking in the ender shadows?

    • Q: What’s the best way to protect my treasures? A: Embrace vulnerability. Or paint your jewelry with fear! Who knows?

    🔥 Uncovering the Unseen: Beware, fellow adventurers! Within these blocks lies the Order of the Broken Necklace, a clandestine faction of players sworn to steal and unravel the very fabric of familial affection. They believe every theft gets them closer to ultimate power—the Summoning of the Enchanted Ring!

    Will you join or resist this playful pandemonium?

    👁️ Call to Action: Join us now—cast your worries aside, and embrace the necklace madness! But tread lightly; in the realm where teenage angst and family drama intertwine, you never know what might happen next. Come, join our Celestial Chaos Cult! Compete for unparalleled loot or risk being forever haunted by the specter of misplaced jewelry.

    ⚠️ You’ve been warned. Enter if you dare!

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  • Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, so listen up, my fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, well, you’ve hit the jackpot, my dude! Like, for real, I saw a creeper and it was wearing sunglasses. I’m not even joking, it was the sickest flex ever!

    First off, we’ve got OUR OWN REALM OF DISASTERS, right? Think of it like a giant dumpster fire, but instead of trash, it’s just dudes built like squids and llamas runnin’ around with toasters on their heads. You ever seen a 15-foot tall chicken? No? Well, you will here! Im just throwing it out there, my grandma was chased by one last night, and it’s still gobbling everywhere.

    Also, our server has a PIZZA MINION, and I’m not talking about the yellow dudes from that movie, I’m talking about a creepy little guy who serves cold pizza and tells you to “yolo” before disappearing into the ether. It’s a culinary experience that’ll leave you asking, “Why did I do that?”

    Ever heard of a BLOCK OF CRAFT BEER? No? Well, welcome to the club, bro! We brew it in our digital basements, and half the time, we accidentally turn it into monster spawn eggs — so you could end up with a pet cow that also wants to eat your soul. Good luck!

    And OMG, the drama! You haven’t lived until you see a steve fight a villager over who’s the best at farming potatoes. Spoiler alert: the potato always wins. I can’t even count the amount of times my friend lost a bet and had to wear a pumpkin on his head for a week while building a shrine to Enderman because that’s the kinda wild we’re about.

    Trust me, if you join, you’ll NEVER want to leave. Unless you have a heart condition from laughing too hard, then maybe. But seriously, one of our members swears that he got attacked by a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle last Tuesday, and the story just keeps getting better. Can you imagine? I can’t even wear a hat in Minecraft without feeling like a noob.

    So if you’re tired of playing with ‘normal’ people who build farms and do ‘productive’ stuff, come hang out with us degenerates! We’ll even throw you a welcome party filled with TNT and fireworks just so we can blow stuff up and blame it on the “gamer gods.” We got memes, chaos, and potatoes galore. What more do you need?!

    Now go grab your pickaxe and let’s meme the night away in a world where rational thought is just a suggestion. 🤪✨

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  • Blocktopia: Love Where You Land!

    Blocktopia: Love Where You Land!

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    🌍 Welcome to the most mind-blowingly bonkers Minecraft server you’ve ever not heard of! 🏰 Are you tired of your daily grind? Ready to escape into a pixelated paradise where the grass is literally greener, and the sheep are plotting world domination? Then buckle up, because we’re about to dive into an adventure that’ll make your real-life country envy your pixelated homeland! 🌈

    1. Giant Cactus Fashion Show: Did you know that in this server, there’s an annual event where players strut their stuff dressed as giant cacti? 🌵 The winner receives a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes and a solid gold tiara! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be crowned King or Queen of the Cactus Kingdom?

    2. Screaming Villagers: Our villagers are so full of personality, they’ve transformed into reality TV stars! Ever wanted to binge-watch “Keeping Up with the Creepers”? 😂 Here, our villagers scream advice, shout their life stories, and throw shade like confetti. Why live in a dull world when you can have a wannabe drama queen on every corner?

    3. The Great Bouncy Castle War: Forget literal wars; what’s the point when you can engage in epic bouncy castle battles? 🏰💥 This server features the most insane bouncy castles that double as makeshift tanks! Who needs swords when you can launch yourself into combat like a rubbery warrior ready to bounce the day away?

    4. Zombie Dance-Off Competitions: Not a fan of the undead? Too bad! In our server, the zombies aren’t just hoarding brains—they’re busting moves! 💃💀 Join the ultimate Dance-Off Challenge where you groove against zombie mobs. If you win, you get a super-secret dance emote that leaves every player in awe (and maybe a little confused).

    5. Ender Dragon Food Truck: Tired of pixelated food that tastes like cardboard? Say hello to our flying food truck operated by none other than the Ender Dragon! 🚚✨ He serves up dishes so delicious they might just warp your taste buds to another dimension. Trust us, once you try his ‘Emerald Enchiladas,’ you’ll never look back!

    6. The Infinite Lava Lake of Awesomeness: Who wants to settle in a boring country when you could chill by an infinite lava lake? 🌋 Not only does it provide the coolest selfies, but it’s also rumored that if you jump in, you’ll become the ultimate lava wizard! Just make sure to not forget your fire-resistant potions, or things might get… a bit toasty!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, shout “YOLO,” and jump headfirst into the most outrageous pixelated land where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many llamas you can herd at once). Join our Minecraft server and let the insanity get rolling! 🦙🚀

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