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Smash Bros Testers Needed! Whitelist

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Need Testers for Smash Bros in Minecraft! 🎮

Hey gamers!

A cool new game is in the works. It’s all about Smash Bros but in Minecraft!

Here’s the deal:
What’s needed:
How to join:
Let’s smash it! 💥
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Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed

playhouse, Needed, Targeting, controversy, wealthy individuals

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Fatherhood, liberal, Parenting styles, Needed, judgment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

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MomBelievesMCServer

fake stuff, production issues, dumb stuff, Arguing, facebook

Are you tired of dealing with parents who believe everything they see on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with AI images and art created by actual players, not some algorithm. Plus, we promise that Scream 7 is already out on our server, no need to wait for next year!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Squid Game event where you can compete in real-life challenges for virtual rewards. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe and definitely not based on a TV show. Join now and show your mom that you can trust everything you see on our Minecraft server!

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CreeperInvasion – No RSVP Needed!

Communication, anger, family dynamics, Needed, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s hilarious to mess with your house while you’re out? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress so secure, not even your nosy in-laws can break in and pull pranks on you. Plus, we have a special “Ceiling Fan Bra and Underwear” decoration pack for your virtual house – no need to worry about real-life shenanigans here!

Join us now and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together – because nothing beats virtual revenge on those pesky relatives!

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Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

magnet, resistance control, magnetic resistance, magnetic field, gym innovation

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

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UglyCraft: No Mirror Needed

social acceptance, Needed, body image, UglyCraft, conventionally unattractive

Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that matters is how good you are at building! No need to worry about your appearance when you’re too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers.

Join our server and become part of a community where beauty is in the eye of the block-holder. Who needs a mirror when you can admire your pixelated avatar’s flawless blocky features? Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself was rejected from modeling gigs in the real world, but on our server, he’s a total heartthrob.

So come on over and join us for a world where looks don’t matter, but your building skills do. Who knows, you might just find your true love in a fellow Minecraft player who appreciates your pixel-perfect charm.

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Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Kinetic, kinetic energy, Universe’s Expansion, Needed, misidentification

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

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CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

breadwinner, Wife, stay at home mom, working mom, parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

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KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

iran, Geopolitics, Iranian influence, Military, Politics

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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Need Testers for Smash Bros in Minecraft! 🎮

Here’s the deal:

What’s needed:

How to join: