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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

animation, anime movies, best, Characters, discussion, emotional, favorite scene, Hidden Gem, Impactful, Look Back, memorable, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past 10 years, Plot, Reflection, smp, Story, take away, Threads, Underrated

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	671377
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	7467	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	2480
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	75
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Babanya Edition, channel, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, members, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!